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Old 5th March 2011, 11:53 PM
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I thought love was evil misspelt backwards.

I thought love was what she was offering me, but all I got was a restraining order.
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Old 6th March 2011, 12:13 AM
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I thought love was an old cabbage.

I thought love was a pain in the ass, then I discovered I was doing it wrong.

I thought love was never having to say sorry, so why am I apologising all the time?
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Old 6th March 2011, 12:21 AM
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I thought love was guaranteed by my hairy bum crack?
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Old 6th March 2011, 12:27 AM
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I thought love was a plumber's instrument.

I thought love was sold at the chip shop with a bag of chips.

I thought Love was a band from the 60's.
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Old 6th March 2011, 12:29 AM
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I thought love was banned.

I thought love was burning all of Stephen's Grease 2 memorabilia.
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Old 6th March 2011, 12:42 AM
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I thought love was an illusion. Isn't it?

I thought love was invented to sell pop songs

I thought love was was an anagram of evol...

I thought love was a cult classic hitting dvd. Until I got a Blu-Ray player

I thought love was that sticky stuff on the inside of my pants

I thought love was what that hooker was giving me...
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Old 6th March 2011, 12:47 AM
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I thought love...what is love!? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me..no more.
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Old 6th March 2011, 12:49 AM
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I thought love was claimable on tax.
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Old 6th March 2011, 01:11 AM
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I thought love was in the air. Apparently it was an airborne virus.

I thought love was a strapping young lad song...

I thought love was in my fingers, I thought it was in my toes....

I thought love was only true in fairy tales. But then I sawed off her face, now I'm a believer....
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Old 6th March 2011, 01:12 AM
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I thought love was what John Matrix does NOT feel for Bennet.
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