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Old 2nd September 2011, 09:08 AM
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Any members with young children will appreciate this one.

DEATH BY BALAMORY!!!

The killer kidnaps his victims, throws them in the back of his yellow bus and takes them back to his pink castle, situated in the Scottish Highlands. Once there, he ties them to a chair and makes them watch a video of this
on loop, Clockwork Orange style. Said victim will be driven insane by this and therefore chew off his/her tongue, resulting in massive losses of blood and leading to a slow and painful death with the sound of the creepiest policeman to ever grace our TV screens singing along in the background, the thought alone is enough to scare the crap out of me!!
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Old 2nd September 2011, 09:37 AM
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Ok so this picture depicts a few different weapons:



1st is death by a silly face. You're just minding your own business and BAM! this ****er jumps out at you pulling the most ridiculous face you've ever seen. If that don't give you a heart attack or simply make laugh till you can't breathe well he's got a backup.


This guys second weapon is non other than a giant lollipop! If you ain't phased by his face, well then he's going to beat you to death with this badboy of colourful goodness.
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Old 2nd September 2011, 10:00 AM
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The good old banana peel - killer sets the 'trap', victim steps on it, breaking his or her neck. Simple.



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Old 2nd September 2011, 11:00 AM
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The good old banana peel - killer sets the 'trap', victim steps on it, breaking his or her neck. Simple.



Greetings!
Oddly enough, I did actually slip on a banana skin the other week. The same week that, as I was walking along, I saw a chicken cross the road in front of me! I'm just waiting for an ACME safe to fall on my head now.
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Old 2nd September 2011, 11:31 AM
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Oddly enough, I did actually slip on a banana skin the other week. The same week that, as I was walking along, I saw a chicken cross the road in front of me! I'm just waiting for an ACME safe to fall on my head now.
Lol. I slipped on a chip in Yarmouth market the other day (didn't go on my arse though). In a related incident, a friend of mine was walking through the market once and saw a pigeon trying to eat a chip. As she got closer, the pigeon flicked the chip into the air and it hit her in the eye. It's probably best to avoid Yarmouth market when the chip stalls are open.
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Old 2nd September 2011, 11:51 AM
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Ok so this picture depicts a few different weapons:
Kyle are we actually allowed to enter more than once?
I see this dude always enters a bunch of times.
Such an unfair advantage!
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Old 2nd September 2011, 11:56 AM
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As always, anyone can enter and as many times as you like.



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Old 2nd September 2011, 12:26 PM
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Multiple entries sounds good to me. I've put together a couple more ridiculous weapons. First, the chainsaw-axe.

Weekly Comp - Hatchet 2 DVD/Blu-Ray - 28/08/2011 - FINISHED-chainsaw-axe.jpg

Then, for the slasher killer who likes options, the Gunhammerknife.

Weekly Comp - Hatchet 2 DVD/Blu-Ray - 28/08/2011 - FINISHED-gunhammerknife.jpg
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Old 2nd September 2011, 12:44 PM
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Well there we go.
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Old 2nd September 2011, 12:48 PM
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Kyle are we actually allowed to enter more than once?
I see this dude always enters a bunch of times.
Such an unfair advantage!
Yeah, enter as many times as you like InDog. Its more fun that way and the more times you'll enter, the more chance you'll have of submitting something really awesome.
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