Weekly Comp - Hatchet 2 DVD/Blu-Ray - 28/08/2011 - FINISHED

[nekromantik]

a feather attached on a wooden plank

[Zombie Dude]

Made this the other day but didn't get the chance to upload it.



Being tickled to death is pretty sadistic I think.

[Rik]

Any members with young children will appreciate this one.

DEATH BY BALAMORY!!!

The killer kidnaps his victims, throws them in the back of his yellow bus and takes them back to his pink castle, situated in the Scottish Highlands. Once there, he ties them to a chair and makes them watch a video of this
on loop, Clockwork Orange style. Said victim will be driven insane by this and therefore chew off his/her tongue, resulting in massive losses of blood and leading to a slow and painful death with the sound of the creepiest policeman to ever grace our TV screens singing along in the background, the thought alone is enough to scare the crap out of me!!

[trouserpress]

Originally Posted by Rik

Any members with young children will appreciate this one.

DEATH BY BALAMORY!!!

The killer kidnaps his victims, throws them in the back of his yellow bus and takes them back to his pink castle, situated in the Scottish Highlands. Once there, he ties them to a chair and makes them watch a video of this
on loop, Clockwork Orange style. Said victim will be driven insane by this and therefore chew off his/her tongue, resulting in massive losses of blood and leading to a slow and painful death with the sound of the creepiest policeman to ever grace our TV screens singing along in the background, the thought alone is enough to scare the crap out of me!!

Hey! I quite like Balamory! My kids are now too old for it, and occasionally I find myself missing PC Plum and the gang.

[Matt]

April Fools Day Massacre!

Surly the Clown is on his way home after performing at a childrens birthday party. Drunk teenagers kill him as an April Fools Day jape. Surly returns every year on April 1st to take his revenge on teenagers. His weapon of choice?

A custard pie... with a twist!



When Surly finds out that one of the teenagers who killed him is now perfroming as Foxy the Clown...well, Surly doesn't take too kindly to that at all.



A final showdown sees the children at the party Foxy was performing at over-whelm and kill Surly. However, rather than staying dead, his spirit is transferred into the body of a small bear, who takes to Surly's weapon of choise naturally.




The April Fools Day Massacre - coming to no screens near you!

(er, seems that the image detail in the two lower pictures is a bit lost as they've come out a bit small. Please click for added razorblades)

[nekromantik]

a glove dipped in lube is another awesome weapon :P

[Drugula]

THIS


IS THE POSER VERSION OF THIS

http://postimage.org/image/1v5ymeuas/

[bigandya]

THE DUREX KILLER
He was born with an enormous member. As he grew into manhood, his penis grew with him. By the age of 18, it hung down to his ankle. A state of arousal would shred his tracky bottoms. Levay was embarrassed by his enormity until he met... Lucinda, the girl with the cavernous minge. Together they made wild and fulfilled love. Using specially extended condoms, twenty inches in length and fifteen inches in circumfererce, Levay and Lucinda enjoyed all the positions of the Kama Sutra in their lustful adventures. Until... one day... a juvenile prank by a group of seamen backfired... and Lucinda was accidentally killed.
And now Levay prowls on the perpetrators of this most heinous crime, suffocating them inside his enlarged prophylactics, and if that doesn't work, knocking them senseless with his engorged phallus.
The police are seeking... THE DUREX KILLER!

[Rik]

Originally Posted by trouserpress

Hey! I quite like Balamory! My kids are now too old for it, and occasionally I find myself missing PC Plum and the gang.

My kids are too old for it now too, but I can't say that I miss it, all their songs were mind numbingly bad, but I thought Plummies was the worst. Also made me laugh that the only character wearing a kilt was the English guy living in the pink castle, and he's got a Scottish name too!


The boat can leave now, tell the crew

[Baseball Fury]

Originally Posted by bigandya

THE DUREX KILLER
He was born with an enormous member. As he grew into manhood, his penis grew with him. By the age of 18, it hung down to his ankle. A state of arousal would shred his tracky bottoms. Levay was embarrassed by his enormity until he met... Lucinda, the girl with the cavernous minge. Together they made wild and fulfilled love. Using specially extended condoms, twenty inches in length and fifteen inches in circumfererce, Levay and Lucinda enjoyed all the positions of the Kama Sutra in their lustful adventures. Until... one day... a juvenile prank by a group of seamen backfired... and Lucinda was accidentally killed.
And now Levay prowls on the perpetrators of this most heinous crime, suffocating them inside his enlarged prophylactics, and if that doesn't work, knocking them senseless with his engorged phallus.
The police are seeking... THE DUREX KILLER!

Haha, until the bin-bag sized jimmy hats came into it, it was sounding like that piece of shit Bad Biology! Haha