Weekly Comp - Erik The Viking - 16/10/2011 - FINISHED

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Who would like to win themselves Terry Jones' cult comedy Erik The Viking? Well if you do, here's your chance!

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF “MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL”, “LIFE OF BRIAN” AND “THE MEANING OF LIFE”.

Written and directed by Terry Jones (The Meaning Of Life; Life Of Brian; Monty Python And The Holy Grail) and starring Tim Robbins, Mickey Rooney, Eartha Kitt, Terry Jones, Imogen Stubbs, John Cleese and Jim Broadbent, Erik The Viking comes to DVD as a special edition featuring two versions of the film, the Original UK Theatrical Cut plus The Director’s Son’s Cut, the latter an edit by Bill Jones supervised by his father.

In the age of Ragnorok, when all the earth has been laid waste by snow and ice, one Viking must take his men into battle against the very gods themselves in order to bring back the sun.

Meet Erik (Tim Robbins), the world’s most sensitive Norse warrior, a man with little time for pillage and no taste for rape. Erik killed a girl once and he feels very badly about it. Erik isn’t really like the other Vikings, but now he must take his warrior clan to the gates of Valhalla itself, braving harsh seas, terrifying creatures and horrifically atonal singing along the way.

Erik The Viking: The Complete Viking (cert. 15) will be released on DVD (£15.99) by Arrow Video on 10th October 2011.

Special Features
Reversible sleeve with original and newly commissioned artwork by Graham Humphries; double-sided fold-out artwork poster; collectors’ booklet featuring a note from director Terry Jones and brand new writing on the film by journalist James Kloda.

The Director’s Son’s Cut
Professional Editor and Terry Jones’ son Bill Jones’ cut of Erik the Viking, an edit of the film supervised by the Terry representing his original vision of the film; audio commentary by Terry Jones; interview with Terry and Bill Jones; photo gallery; 16 x 9 anamorphic presentation; Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround and 2.0 Stereo audio options; optional English subtitles.

Theatrical Cut
Original UK theatrical cut of the film; audio commentary by Terry Jones; The Making Of Erik The Viking; The Evolution Of A Director; The Casting Of A Comedy Adventure; The Special Effects Of Erik The Viking; Making Move Magic On Malta; Jones And Cleese – A Grand Reunion; Creating The Look; interviews with stars John Cleese, Charles McKeown and Danny Schiller and star and director Terry Jones; 4 x 3 full frame aspect ratio; Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround and 2.0 Stereo audio options; optional English subtitles.




But how do you win this?

Well it's unbelievably simple this week! Honestly!

All you need to do is submit a joke.


Write a joke below. That's it. The three funniest jokes will each win Erik The Viking! There's no limit to the amount of jokes you enter - just make sure they're worthy of entering! Reading through looooads of unfunny jokes is gonna be a right bitch to judge.

So make sure you only submit hillarious jokes!

Then next sunday I'll pick the three winners - it's as simple as that.

Good luck! Make us laugh!

Kyle

[napalm-in-the-morning]

Q. What do Eric the Viking and Smokey the Bear all have in common?
A. They have the same middle name.

[the blob]

Why did the chicken go into the corner shop?

Because it needed change for the bus.

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

¬__¬

I'll get your coats.



Also, if you have any funny videos, etc - feel free to enter those.

[the blob]

I laughed at Napalm's joke!

[darthelvis]

What's Mr T's favourite Yoghurt?

A Petit Felous sucker

[DryJack]

He was in ecstasy, with a huge grin on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards......forwards then backwards......back and forth......back and forth...in and out....in and out....
Her heart was pounding faster, her face was getting flushed and she started to grunt and groan.
Then she let out one almighty scream!!!
"I can't park this damn car! You do it you smug git!"

[Baseball Fury]

A man goes into a library and approaches the counter.

"Excuse me, but do you have any books on suicide?"

"Yes," says the librarian, "but I'm afraid I can't let you have it"

"What?! Why not?" says the man.

"Well, you won't bring it back"

[Rik]

A woman goes to see her Chinese GP one day.
Woman: Doctor, why don't men want to have sex with me? Is it a medical condition that I have?
Doctor Chin: Teck off oll your clothes, get on oll fours and crawl from one side room to other.

The woman thinks, "Hmm, this is strange but if it helps then I don't mind". She does what he says, strips butt naked and crawls from one side of the room to the other.
Doctor Chin: Ahhh, I no what problem is now!
Woman: What is it, please tell me!
Doctor Chin: You have Ed Zachary disease.
Woman: Oh my god, what's that, is it serious?!
Doctor Chin: It's when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse!


Sometimes, dead is better

[trouserpress]

My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock.

Bad Minton.