Weekly Comp - Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale - 13/11/2011 - FINISHED

[Refused]

I guess the worst present I ever got was a box of Ritz crackers from my uncle. They were meant as a joke, but I love the things and its kinda become a tradition now where he gets me a box every year.
He bought me a Billie Piper album once too. Not the best at giving gifts!

[darthelvis]

I once got a dancing teddy bear from my parents that sang Mambo Number 5. Now seeing as I'm in my 30's and I hate that song with a passion, this wasn't the best of gifts! Great to set up at a window so it opens the blinds from time to time so your neighbours think you are a peeping tom.

[Demoncrat]

worst present received
INGLORIOUS BASTERDS from a dear friend, who hummed and hawed before actually giving me this, saying "wasnt sure if yould have this etc..."
(because i basically TOLD him to get me Jackie Brown the year before, the only one of turdantino's films i can stand....)

i have never watched it, and never will.

OR
Straight to the Gate by the Headhunters cd. anodyne funk from 77.
though it does have a track called Pork Soda on it.


worst present given
AIDS
well it would be surely?

[fish]

the absolute crapest prezzie i ever got was from my nan it was a cd oh gr8 till you open it and are met with billy pipers trainwreck back in the 90s



but the gift i would present to ....drum role ....justin bieber the cocky little runt is one of those snake puppets from the nightmare before christmas caus it would eat him his family and give us all a our sanity back



ps i watch dirty digest last night and the bieber part of the show went over to new york were 2 gay guys said the same thing ive been saying for 6 months ......justin bieber looks like a young lesbian ...i have no problem with gays or lesbians but what ever this talentless hack is he must be stopped
any1 agree bieber fans please dont hert me u psychos

[InDogWeTrust]

Originally Posted by thehamish

worst present received
INGLORIOUS BASTERDS from a dear friend, who hummed and hawed before actually giving me this, saying "wasnt sure if yould have this etc..."
(because i basically TOLD him to get me Jackie Brown the year before, the only one of turdantino's films i can stand....)

i have never watched it, and never will.

OR
Straight to the Gate by the Headhunters cd. anodyne funk from 77.
though it does have a track called Pork Soda on it.


worst present given
AIDS
well it would be surely?

If you have never watched it and never will how do you know you don't like it??

[InDogWeTrust]

I can't think of any bad presents i've received really...
Last Christmas my Mother did get me Toy Story figures, It was kind of embarrasing, But they are pretty cool little figures and I do love Toy Story so It wasn't bad

[InDogWeTrust]

Something I would like to give to someone I hate though would be...A shotgun blast to the face. I obviously never would, But sure what like to and probably would have to actually think about it for a sec if I ever had the chance to do it and get away with it.
I usually am a very kind, accepting person and think it's wrong to 'HATE' but there was some little Fu*ks who made my life a living hell when I was in High School and I will NEVER forgive them!
If I saw them today and it was somehow legal for me to shoot people in the face, As I said. I would actually be considering it!

[InDogWeTrust]

Originally Posted by InDogWeTrust

I can't think of any bad presents i've received really...
Last Christmas my Mother did get me Toy Story figures, It was kind of embarrasing, But they are pretty cool little figures and I do love Toy Story so It wasn't bad

I actually just remembered a BAD gift that I received.

I remember my older half sister (My fathers daughter from a previous relationship) had this body board stored in the garage. She had already moved out of home and everything so she had basically left it behind. I guess for some dumb reason after we moved out of that house my father decides to wrap this body board and give it to me as a Christmas gift. I don't know what he was thinking, It was so obvious it was the one that was in the garage...It had a very specific design! I think I used it once after that, When my Father and I went to the local rock pool (Which I hated but my Father was too cheap and lazy to go to a public pool).

[Gigantor]

A DVD of GIRLS GONE WILD:SHADY OAKS RETIREMENT HOME

[Rassilon]

The worst present I ever recieved from a close friend was a tub of pins. That's right. A small tub of drawing pins. The logic behind this was - because I enjoy writing, I may need to post ideas on my wall.

A present to send an enemy or someone I don't like is simple. I'd send them 'It's a Wonderful Life' in the hope it makes them better people.