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Old 15th November 2011, 11:41 AM
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If you have never watched it and never will how do you know you don't like it??
saw it at cinema. bored was i. ive never watched the DVD. as i say people give me the strangest things...
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Old 16th November 2011, 02:47 PM
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A present to send an enemy or someone I don't like is simple. I'd send them 'It's a Wonderful Life' in the hope it makes them better people.
With a hand grenade attached?

"It's A Wonderful Life. And much better without you, mother****er." BOOM!
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Old 16th November 2011, 02:59 PM
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I'd take a leaf out of Eric Cartman's book, and give my enemy chilli made from their parents.
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Old 17th November 2011, 04:47 AM
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Old 17th November 2011, 05:01 AM
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OUCH!!!
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Old 17th November 2011, 12:13 PM
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OUCH!!!
Don't knock it till you've tried it!
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Old 17th November 2011, 03:55 PM
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THe worst present was bought by my parents was a fishing set with rod, reel umbrella and a nice little seat. I hated fishing and my dad usually took me and my brother out most weekends to see him fish. If i had to give some one a lame gift I would buy a christian friend of mine the satanic bible.
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Old 17th November 2011, 05:25 PM
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The worst christmas present i ever bought was for an ex girlfriend. Please don't ask me why i thought this was a good idea, but i commisioned a huge pink glitter pop art portrait of her face, which cost me £650 from a local artist who specialised in this sort of thing.
Although polite on the surface my ex was clearly less than impressed with her gift, never taking it home with her and always making an excuse as to why she couldnt, and so it stayed with me.
well we broke up years ago and the sodding thing is still up in my loft wrapped in bin bags. i mean, it cost £650 so i cant bare to throw it away, but it's also completely worthless because it's hideous and no-one would ever buy it or have it on their wall.
turns out the lamest gift I ever bought ended up being a gift to myself. cheers mate, merry christmas.
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Old 17th November 2011, 06:42 PM
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The best christmas present for my enemy would be to cut their car brake cables then as they drive off I'd wave to them whilst staring at them blankly but with a huge fake OTT American grin. Make them feel like they're in a David Lynch film for the last few minutes of their pathetic lives. Mwooo ha ha ha ha!
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Old 17th November 2011, 10:59 PM
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The best christmas present for my enemy would be to cut their car brake cables then as they drive off I'd wave to them whilst staring at them blankly but with a huge fake OTT American grin. Make them feel like they're in a David Lynch film for the last few minutes of their pathetic lives. Mwooo ha ha ha ha!
No, I think that would just make them feel like they're in The Simpsons.
Lynch is a lot more obscure than just cutting someone's brakes!
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