Weekly Comp - Sand Sharks - 15/01/2012 - FINISHED

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Hello all!

Listen up creature-feature, B-Movie fans, because this week Cult Labs are giving away...

“YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BEACH.”



It might be safe to go back in the water, but first you have to get across the beach, which in Sand Sharks is not as easy as it sounds given that nature’s perfect killing machine is no longer confined to the ocean.

Directed by Mark Atkins (Battle Of Los Angeles) and starring Corin Nemec (Supernatural; Stargate SG-1), Brooke Hogan (Brooke Knows Best), Gina Holden (Saw 3D; Harper’s Island), Julie Berman (General Hospital), Nick Hogan (Hogan Knows Best) and Vanessa Lee Evigan (Journey To The Centre Of The Earth), Sand Sharks is a gory and playful “creature feature” with its tongue buried firmly in its cheek. Shamelessly borrowing the best elements from “Jaws”, “Blood Beach”, “Piranha” and “Tremors” and throwing them into a cinematic blender, Atkins and scriptwriters Cameron Larson (Mysterious Island; Aligator X) and Joe Benkis (Shadow People) have concocted a killer comedy cocktail of monster mayhem that is hard to resist.

When the decapitated head of a dune biker is found near the beach on the sleepy island resort of White Sands, the wounds suggest the deceased was the victim of a shark attack. Contradicting this theory, however, is the fact that the remains were found well above the tide line and at the end of a blood trail coming from an inland direction. Determined to get to the bottom of the mystery, Deputy Sheriff Brenda Young (Vanessa Lee Evigan) calls in shark expert Dr. Sandy Powers (Brooke Hogan) to assist her in the investigation.

Meanwhile, Brenda’s disgraced ex-boyfriend Jimmy Green (Corin Nemec) has returned to the beach resort with plans to revive the local economy and make a quick buck, with which he hopes to pay off his mob creditor, by throwing a huge spring break party dubbed the Sandman Festival. Concerned by the possibility there may be a shark in the area, Brenda wants to keep the beaches closed for the time being, but Jimmy is determined to have his party regardless. As thousands of college kids arrive on the island ready to let loose for the weekend, Dr. Powers makes a terrifying discovery. Not only are there sharks in and around White Sands, but they appear to be the direct ancestors of a prehistoric species with the ability to swim through sand as though it were liquid. Now, the most menacing beasts ever to rule the seas have taken to the land and the beaches of White Sands are about to run red.

Giving a terrifying new meaning to the phrase “a fish out of water”, Sand Sharks is a bloody feeding frenzy of fun that gleefully acknowledges its debts to its influences with a cavalcade of in-jokes, humorous cinematic references and witty one-liners.

Sand Sharks (cert. 15) will be released on DVD (£12.99) by Chelsea Films on 9th January 2012.



To win...

Simply come up with the most ridiculous creature-feature monster. It could be a giant animal. A huge killer normally-inanimate object. Or a whole surge of small man-eating stupid creatures. Then simply post your creation below. Pictures get yourself brownie points but you don't need to post pictures.

Come up with a name for your film and the monster, post it below and then on next Sunday I'll pick my three funniest entries and they'll each win themselves this DVD

It's as simple as!

Anyone can enter and there's no limits to how many times you enter.

So, good luck!

Kyle

[sawyer6]

Attack Of The Were-squirrels

[bigandya]

Don't bite off more than you can chew....

MARS ATTACKS!

They came from another world... disguised as popular chocolate bars... but just one bite... and you become the snack of the day!

These creatures grow by digesting your inner organs, eating you from within, and turning you into one gigantic animated candy treat from hell!

This new film is (fruit and) nuts!

But it might get a snicker(s) or two and have people rol(o)ing in the aisles....

From the smarties that brought you Night of the Big 'Eat.

There is a bounty on their heads.... as these creatures try to take over the galaxy!

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

To whoever wins this, when you are ogling Brooke Hogan, just remember who her dad is.

[bedorca]

Courtesy of the wonderful Mrs Bedorca (x), here is my(!) competition entry!

[Roughale]

The Tourette Parrot



What a sweet little creature, beautifully coloured and toilet trained - BUT... Once it opens it's beak it is all hell breaking loose, even Scotland prohibited anyone bringing in any of this kind, very possibly due to them being afraid of the competition.

[mixalis667]

THE INVASION OF WRESTLER CLOWN FROM OUTER SPACE

AND

THE WRESTLER CLOWN KILLS

AND

THE WRESTLER CLOWN KILLS AGAIN!!!



They f***** with the wrong CLOWN!!!!

[sethflc]

KILLEROOS - giant mutated kangaroos stopped only by putting explosives into their pouch

Killer Tits - "You go in for the score, they go for the gore"

[Hawkmonger]

I'm out for this one. Didn't like this movie at all.
Mind if I still give a silly little entry though?
The crawling CROW!

A creature so evil that even the godfathers of gore dare not touch upon it!

[trouserpress]

It's a cute monkey and a large crab, fused by science!