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Old 16th February 2012, 12:00 PM
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Is it true that if someone makes a post in this thread that suggests that they are a "Sex God", what they are actually saying is "I am very insecure about my sexual prowess, and my penis is very small"?
isnt this racist towards cyborgs and the like?
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Old 16th February 2012, 12:28 PM
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Old 16th February 2012, 02:26 PM
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Old 16th February 2012, 03:41 PM
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A question for all the 'real men' on the forum

Is it true that if someone makes a post in this thread that suggests that they are a "Sex God", what they are actually saying is "I am very insecure about my sexual prowess, and my penis is very small"?
If this is true, and considering most of my posts are of an opposing nature, does that mean "I am very secure about my sexual prowess, and my penis is ****ing gigantically enormously huge"?
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Old 16th February 2012, 05:56 PM
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Old 16th February 2012, 06:04 PM
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Old 17th February 2012, 11:27 AM
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Old 17th February 2012, 11:36 AM
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Old 17th February 2012, 11:00 PM
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Well, there's an awful lot of pages here. Hopefully I'm not repeating any -

I met a girl the other week who was a real Easy Rider and took her back to my Grindhouse. I was going to give her a taste of my Rolling Thunder but she told me I had to use a Rubber.
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Old 18th February 2012, 06:54 AM
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