Super Comp - Six Million Dollar Man Complete Collection - 20/04/2012 - FINISHED

[the blob]

Using the technology from Rob, the Camera eye, we can rebuild Steve Austin's eyesight.



Unfortunately, due to defence cuts, there was no money left for bionic limbs so we had to use an egg whisk for his arm and a broomstick for his leg..

[InDogWeTrust]

He could sit his bum onto an Ipod Dock and play the top the top 100 on the music hits charts.
His belly would have a screen like the teletubbies so he could go on and update Facebook status at any time of the day.
and of course he would have a built in camera so he could take mirror shots to post up on Twitter.

[InDogWeTrust]

Originally Posted by InDogWeTrust

He could sit his bum onto an Ipod Dock and play the top the top 100 on the music hits charts.
His belly would have a screen like the teletubbies so he could go on and update Facebook status at any time of the day.
and of course he would have a built in camera so he could take mirror shots to post up on Twitter.

Here's a quick cut, copy and paste I did

[trouserpress]

We have the technology...

We can rebuild him...

Of course, now that the NASA programme is dying off, would they still bother? They would more than likely just use whatever they had lying around spare. I imagine it would be a bit like in the A Team where they get locked in a shed and then build a tank out of a lawnmower.

Steve Austin would wake up from his long coma to discover that he's got a garden rake for a left leg and a section of barbeque grill for a hand. Instead of a bionic eye he'd find he's got an old 2.0 megapixel nokia phone strapped on the front of his face, and around his middle is a black inflatable rubber ring from Blackpool, which gets popped fairly early on in his missions.

[bigrob]

Just link him to Google Play and download all the apps you want

[Roughale]

I did not look at the other replies, so any repeats does not mean I was stealing them, it rather indicates a lack in uniqueness

Naturally today's SMDM comes with a trendy and Trademarked abbreviation, with a corporate design covering special font set to be used which is still under wraps. Also included is a strict market independant funding and currency guarantee, which avoids having to change the name constantly, based on the latest discovery of an ultra-rare metal hybrid, worth way more than the most expensive metal known to the general public. This metal is built into the SMDM's crotch and a trade mark for "SafetyDong" is in the works...

Standard stuff like TouchScreen Controls, GPS location, Facebook connectivity, you name it and what is missing can be copied easily via USB 6 (special development to fit the name) or downloaded from any.

To keep open to all usable programs, the inter-corporate operating system WinAplUx was developed and preinstalled programs guarantee a fully functional human bahavior, this includes programms like OfficeSex 2012, iCrap, OpenMind, etc.

...maybe more information becomes available before this competition closes.

Special note @Kyle: Yes, the Manipulato plug-in is fully functional

[gag]

If he was left to this country he be worthless like the rest of us all left on the scrapheap and forgotten about by the goverment because they are to busy sending all our money somewhere else, And wasting it on half witted brain dead ideas

But be hold all is not lost because of who he his,
There several things he could do he could raise money for charity by doing things like running the london marathon, Because he is the world fastest runner he would run a mile a minute and run marathon in 26 / 27 minutes and also run marathon etc around the world and the money he raises goes to good causes and the nhs etc ....
Also he could enter things like the world strongest man or arm wrestling competitions and all the prize money he wins he uses to rebuild himself into different things.
He could also build himself into like a transformer and when there charity events he could become a dreams wish for sick children so if they have ever dreamed of going into a submarine or going into space in a rocket he could then transform himself into that item and give the kids there dream wish...
So not only is he rebuilding himself he helping charities and kids as well...

[the blob]

Originally Posted by gag

If he was left to this country he be worthless like the rest of us all left on the scrapheap and forgotten about by the goverment because they are to busy sending all our money somewhere else, And wasting it on half witted brain dead ideas

But be hold all is not lost because of who he his,
There several things he could do he could raise money for charity by doing things like running the london marathon, Because he is the world fastest runner he would run a mile a minute and run marathon in 26 / 27 minutes and also run marathon etc around the world and the money he raises goes to good causes and the nhs etc ....
Also he could enter things like the world strongest man or arm wrestling competitions and all the prize money he wins he uses to rebuild himself into different things.
He could also build himself into like a transformer and when there charity events he could become a dreams wish for sick children so if they have ever dreamed of going into a submarine or going into space in a rocket he could then transform himself into that item and give the kids there dream wish...
So not only is he rebuilding himself he helping charities and kids as well...

You thought all that up at 4 o'clock in the morning??

[gag]

Originally Posted by the blob

You thought all that up at 4 o'clock in the morning??

Yes sort of ive just got in from work and was thinking about it last night as i was working ...so now im just having a brew and catching up on Eastenders ..

[gag]

Originally Posted by gag

Yes sort of ive just got in from work and was thinking about it last night as i was working ...so now im just having a brew and catching up on Eastenders ..

I caught up on ee i know sometimes story lines are ott or far fetched or unrealistic but this week EE has gone to far . I mean someone having sex with shirley how on earth can anyone do that . couldnt fancy her if i was pissed and tried to .... But Tanya on the other hand ow ow ow owwwwwww