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Old 7th May 2012, 07:23 AM
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The Doctor burst's through a Shoji, claiming how Kimono's are cool and he now ehere's one, and in the process accidently kill's Norman Bate's with a splinter through the eye.
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Old 7th May 2012, 08:19 AM
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Then appears Guitar Wolf, who sensed an alien presence, and using the power of "Lock and Loll!!", he plays a riff then slices the doctor in half with his Guitar Sword, clearly showing he has the best sword.
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Old 7th May 2012, 09:29 AM
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Golgothan the Shit Demon from Dogma comes gurgling up the pipes and intoxicates the air around and what is not dead from the smells gets a special treatment - too horrible to be described!
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Old 7th May 2012, 10:15 AM
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Father Merrin flushes Golgothan down the toilet!
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Old 7th May 2012, 10:36 AM
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When it comes to Fathers, there can be only one....
Father Jon McGruder! He jumps down, and upon seeing competition, bellows "I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!!" and kicks the crap out of Father Merrin with his ungodly Kung Fu skills.
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Old 7th May 2012, 10:42 AM
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Father McGruder swivvel's round too se a knobly old man in an arm chair swigging whisky.
"Feckin hore shite!" Bellow's Father John and smashel's the whisky bottle over McGruders head.
"Loud o' feckin arse biscuits!"
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Old 7th May 2012, 01:04 PM
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Thousands of Smurfs mistake the Lord's servant for Gargamel (same outfit) and try to hug him into happiness. Unfortunately, one crawls down his throat, gets stuck, and he dies, leaving one large and one tiny blue corpse.
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Old 7th May 2012, 01:12 PM
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Colonel Quaritch wants revenge after his defeat from Na'vi and hunts down every blue creature including the tiny Smufs
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Old 7th May 2012, 01:14 PM
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Asterix and Obelix destroy your smurfs by the power of stone and magic potion, although the decisive killing blow is a blast of Gerard Depardieu's foul alcoholic breath.
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Old 7th May 2012, 01:17 PM
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Gerard Depardieu drinks himself to death.

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