Weekly Comp - Don't Torture A Duckling - 6 May 2012 - FINISHED

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Matthew Hopkins dispenses with Vardella, after a lengthy torture session which includes breaking on the rack, garrotting, vaginal pear expansion, watching American remakes of Japanese horror films, and sniffing hairy fat women's armpits.

[Hawkmonger]

Judge Death returns (What? I can do that!) and promptly enters through Hopkins mouth, burning him from the inside out.
Using his body as a machinema, Death plod's about out side, fighting the urge to fondle a passing Susen Boyle.

[sawyer6]

Gozer the Gozarian asks Judge Death ''Are you a god?''and he replies ''no'' and Gozer says ''then die'' and the Judge vanish into thin air

[Hawkmonger]

"Thhhhiissssssss ISSSSSS THEEEEEEE EEEEND OF DEATHHHHHHHHH!"
Below's Judge Death as he is vaporised into thin air.
Gozar gloats in great hissing laugh's. Little did she notice Ann Widdecombe materialise behind her and........eat the god? Well, that's Ann Widecombe.

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Hermann Goering mistakes Ann Widdecombe for a leftover Zeppelin and has her melted down to make V-2 rockets.

Ironic...or should I say "aluminic"?

[sawyer6]

Lieutenant Aldo Raine collects Hermann Goering's scalp!

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Originally Posted by sawyer6

Lieutenant Aldo Raine collects Hermann Goering's scalp!

This so impresses Buffalo Bill, he hires the Lieutenant for his famous Wild West Show and Rodeo.

Unfortunately, Annie Oakley goes on a drunken bender right before the Thursday evening show. Her hands are pretty shaky and things go very badly during the target shooting exhibition.

Mr. Ray gets two rounds from a Winchester repeater rifle right in the nutsack and Aldo the Apache is promptly dispatched to the happy hunting grounds.

[slaghammer]

Pizza The Hut eats her, having mistaken her for his sister.

[fuzzymctiger]

In comes the Noid to kick Pizza The Huts arse to show who's pizza is the best

[the blob]

John Eastman's Domino's Pizza delivery took longer than 30 minutes... He warned The Noid not to lie...