Weekly Comp - Chained - 3rd Feb 2013 - FINISHED
 

Hi everyone,

Kicking off February's series of weekly competitions, we've got the excellent Chained up for grabs on either DVD or Blu-ray. Here's those all important details...




“One of the films of the year” The London Film Review

“Original, chilling and compelling” ScreenGeek

“Wonderfully talented Jennifer Lynch” BoxOfficeBuz

From the mind of writer/director Jennifer Lynch comes the shocker that stunned audiences worldwide: When he was 9 years old, Tim and his mother were abducted by taxi-driving serial killer Bob (an intensely disturbing performance by Vincent D’Onofrio). Tim’s mother was murdered.

Tim was kept as a chained slave, forced to bury the bodies of young women Bob drags home and keep scrapbooks of the crimes. Now a teenager, Tim (Eamon Farren) and Bob share a depraved father/son/protégé relationship.

But who will ultimately sever the bond between ‘family’ and unimaginable horror? Jake Weber (“Medium”), Evan Bird (“The Killing”) and Julia Ormond (THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON, “Mad Men”) co-star in what critics are calling one of the most controversial and uncompromising thrillers of our time.



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TO WIN...


Chained tells the story of a pyschopathic serial killer who kidnaps and raises a kid, desperatly trying to teach his the ways of a mass murderer and follow in his footsteps. As such, based on your knowledge of horror movies, let's create the ultimate How To Be A Movie Serial Killer guide!

All you have to do is come up with a fun bit of advice for any future Slasher stars like Jason, Freddy, Leatherface or indeed Chained's Frank. Keep them light, funny and play with slasher and horror movie cliches. The three best pieces of advice will be rewarded with a DVD or Blu-ray copy of Chained!

There's no limit to the amount of entries you submit, just post them below and have some fun! Remember keep them light and silly - base the short pieces of advice of horror films.

This competition will end on Sunday 10th Feb, where three winners will be selected.

Good luck,

Kyle

Don't star in a PG-13 horror movie, your career will be ruined.

You dont always have to kill the black guy first thats what they,ll expect.


Not meaning to be racist.

If the "Final Girl" is slow whilst running away from you, don't stop and casually cut down nearby foliage with your chainsaw, do what your brother says and "Get that Bitch, dog will hunt!" :chainsaw:

Kill your enemy asap possible in the first few minutes because its generaly your enemy that kill you before the end..

Why run? Just walk, you'll reach the would be victim faster.

Try to stand on as many Cornflakes as you can........




I will get my coat.:o

Sharpen up your ballet skills from an early age.

Even though you are 6ft 8" and built like the proverbial brick shit house, the ballet will enable you to move swiftly yet unseen and creep up on your potential victim unheard even though every where is silent.

If you can buy a helicopter. They are completely silent until one appears suddenly at the rooftop / cliff edge you are scrapping on. An ideal stealth machine.

Just take it slowly, stay focused and wait till they trip up over that log. They always do.

Also, always kill the quiet, most sensible one first. They're usually the most difficult and hang around until the end.

Do as Leslie Vernon did and hire your own crew to film your killing spree.

It will save studios having to hire useless lumps like Kane Hodder and if all else fails you can kill the crew at the end. :dance: