Weekly Comp - V/H/S/2 - 14th Oct 2013 - FINISHED

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Hi everyone,

This week, we're giving away the EXCELLENT new horror anthology, V/H/S/2. Here's how to win your copy...

V/H/S 2



“A slicker, faster, bigger sequel” - SFX

Following on from the hugely successful and critically acclaimed horror anthology V/H/S comes a sequel of even greater ingenuity with its momentous thrills and game-changing photography! Featuring a roster of talented directors at the very top of their game, V/H/S/2 undeniably breathes new life into the horror genre with such originality that it’ll leave you rewinding the scares time and time again.

Key talent:

Adam Wingard (You’re Next; A Horrible Way To Die)

Gareth Evans (The Raid; Merantau)

Jason Eisener (Hobo with a Shotgun; The ABCs of Death)

Eduardo Sánchez (The Blair Witch Project; Lovely Molly)

Gregg Hale (The Blair Witch Project; Lovely Molly)

Simon Barrett (You’re Next; A Horrible Way To Die)

Timo Tjahjanto (The ABCs of Death)

Synopsis:

“Tape 49” - Directed by Simon Barrett

Searching for a missing student, two private investigators decide to break into a derelict suburban house with the sole purpose of finding clues that could lead to his whereabouts. However, upon arrival they discover an abandoned collection of VHS cassettes stacked in front of a wall of flickering television sets. As they bravely watch the horrific contents of the cassettes, each one more shocking and disturbing than the last, it soon becomes apparent that there may be dark motives behind the student's vanishing. The contents of those VHS cassettes are as follows:

“Phase I Clinical Trials” - Directed by Adam Wingard

A patient has a camera installed in his eye for monitoring and medical research purposes after a car accident damages his eyesight. Unbeknownst to him the camera picks up more than just his standard vision, leading the patient into a terrifying ordeal.

“A Ride in the Park” - Directed by Eduardo Sanchez and Gregg Hale

A cyclist must fight for his life when he discovers a bloodied woman hysterically screaming deep in the forest having been attacked by zombies.

“Safe Haven” - Directed by Gareth Evans and Timo Tjahjanto

A news crew are granted access to the home of an Indonesian cult to report the mysterious goings-on.

“Slumber Party Alien Abduction” - Directed by Jason Eisener

A slumber party turns into a fight for survival when it’s interrupted by a group of dangerous extra terrestrial visitors.

You'll Love It Because...

Having witnessed V/H/S/2 triumphantly tear the roof down at this year’s Film4 FrightFest with director Gareth Evans in attendance, we can honestly say that this visceral, spine-chilling horror sequel is guaranteed to thrill audiences furthermore upon its general release. The atmosphere was tantalising so trust us when we say that this is an absolute must-see for all scare-seekers!

Hot Quotes:

“One of the best horror sequels you’ll see and cements this series as a must-see” - 4 stars - Entertainment Focus

“Relentless, completely mad, and it’s scary” – SciFiNow

“A must see for horror fans” - 4 stars - Filmjuice

“A sequel that improves upon the original in every important aspect” - 4 stars - Filmjuice

“A slicker, faster, bigger sequel” - SFX

“Violent, tense and shocking” - The Skinny

“A far stronger and much more entertaining anthology than the first” – Horror Channel

“V/H/S/2 achieves a kind of fever pitch of nightmare hysteria” - AV Club

“V/H/S 2 is a whole lot of fun” - The Playlist

“Safe Haven is an incredible, intense, violent and creepy bit of insanity” - Horror-movies.ca

“(Slumber Party Alien Abduction has) a remarkable sense of energy, humour, and (ultimately) some legitimate thrills and chills” - Fearnet

“There are so many “holy shit!” moments in it (Safe Haven) that I couldn’t begin to count them! This would have been a killer movie on its own. Here is a minor masterpiece” – Best-Horror-Movies

“Every horror fan should watch this movie” - Slasher Cast

“Safe Haven is consistently surprising and gorily delightful” - Time Out NY





V/H/S/2 will be available to watch in selected UK cinemas as well as on DVD and VOD on the 14th October. Pre-order yours today from here.



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TO WIN....

All you need to do is simply add a word to a film title. A word that completely ruins the film! So for instance, The Awkward Silence of the Lambs or Schindler's Shopping List.

Just post up your answers below and the three funniest entries will win a copy of V/H/S/2 on DVD!

There's no limit to the amount of titles you can post, so go crazy and have some fun.

This competition will end on Sunday 20th October 2013, when three lucky winners will be selected.

Good luck,

Kyle

[Rik]

Adding the word Twilight to any movie ruins it

eg Twilight: Breaking Dawn of the Dead

[Vipp]

A Clockwork Orange Peel.
12 moderately Angry Men
It's Not a Wonderful Life
Reservoir Dogs Stink

I think better ones can be found.

[Roughale]

Gone with the Broken Wind
Loo Cabin in the Woods
Lord of the Piercing Rings
It Stinks


Is adding a letter an a space allowed too? If so, add this to the list:

Tit Panic


That's it for now, I may add more later

[gag]

The Godfather son,

The good the bad and the extremely ugly.

One flew over the Cuckoo nest egg.

The Usual suspects again.

Tomb raiders of the lost Ark.

Saving private ryan shorts.

Taxi driver fare.

The Green paint mile.

Reservoir waterdogs

Requiem for a Nightmare dream.

Eternal sunshine of the spotless and tidy mind.

Monty python and the {un}holy grail.

For a few Thousand dollars more

The not so Great Escape

Life of Brian potter.

[Rik]

Groundhog Day of the Dead

Razor Blade Runner

[Vipp]

Originally Posted by Roughale

It Stinks

That's it for now, I may add more later

HAHA! you're supposed to make the title bad not representative of what the film actually is! lol. We all float down here! lol.

i was also chuckling most of the day at - Loo Cabin in the woods.

Gag and Rik have also dropped a few funny ones too. this is another great competition.

[Rik]

Based on today's delivery- The Alan Wicker Man

And a few more:

Return of the Jedi Living Dead

Cabin Fever Pitch

[Rik]

The Littlest Hobo With A Shotgun

Kalifornia Dreaming

The Lair of the White Worming Tablets

[Refused]

Ichi The Spider Killer
The Devil's Dance Rejects
Day of the Dead Tired

And my personal favourite...
Cold Fish Supper