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Old 6th December 2013, 10:22 AM
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One for Suzi:


Q) Why did the transvestite love Christmas?
A) Because he could eat, drink and be Mary.


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Old 6th December 2013, 11:33 AM
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One for Suzi:


Q) Why did the transvestite love Christmas?
A) Because he could eat, drink and be Mary.


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Sorry Paul, but it's a lie

I know a transvestite called Mary who hates Christmas!
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Old 6th December 2013, 11:36 AM
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Sorry Paul, but it's a lie

I know a transvestite called Mary who hates Christmas!
First no Santa, now this!
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Old 6th December 2013, 02:49 PM
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Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.


Which football team did the baby Jesus support?
Manger-ster United!
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Old 7th December 2013, 09:10 AM
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Hi guys - so many great entries so far!

I'll be closing this hopefully tonight (along with the Great British Horror t-shirt comp) as today's very busy (moving - urgh!) - so if you haven't entered yet, be quick!
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Old 8th December 2013, 01:43 PM
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Some awful Christmas Cracker jokes here! But there can only be one winner and that lucky person is...

Gag!

Well done, Movie 43 is now all yours!
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Old 8th December 2013, 01:59 PM
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Some awful Christmas Cracker jokes here! But there can only be one winner and that lucky person is...

Gag!

Well done, Movie 43 is now all yours!
Whoo hoo Thanks been a while since I've won a comp
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Old 8th December 2013, 03:41 PM
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Old 8th December 2013, 08:29 PM
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Well Done GAG!
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Old 9th December 2013, 12:04 AM
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Nice one gag! It had to be him really didn't it? The funny bastard!
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