Christmas Comp #13 - Hammer Of The Gods - FINISHED
 

Hi all,

Fancy winning an epic Viking film? Course you do, silly! Well, here's how!


Bloody mayhem reigns supreme in this gritty and uniquely stylised Viking actioner. Debuting at the 2013 Film4 FrightFest, Viking and Saxon go head to head in a thrilling new feature starring up-and-comer Charlie Bewley (The Twilight Saga, Like Crazy, The Vampire Diaries). With a cast of veteran actors, rising stars and a story slick with bloodthirsty action and an unnerving twist, Hammer of the Gods is an action-packed treat that makes the players in Game Of Thrones look positively normal.

Key talent:

Director Farren Blackburn (The Fades; Dr Who); stars James Cosmo (Game of Thrones; Sons of Anarchy; The Glass Man); Charlie Bewley (The Twilight Saga; Like Crazy, The Vampire Diaries); Clive Standen (Vikings; Camelot; Dr Who); Elliot Cowan (Da Vinci’s Demons; Sinbad); Glynis Barber (EastEnders; The Royal).

Synopsis:

Set in Viking Britain in 871 AD, Hammer of the Gods is an intense visceral tale set in a world whose only language is violence. A young Viking warrior, Steinar (Charlie Bewley), is sent by his father the king on a quest to find his estranged brother, who was banished from the kingdom many years before. Steinar’s epic journey across terrifyingly hostile territory with his most trusted friends and warriors, gradually sees him emerge as the man his father wants him to be – the ruthless and unforgiving successor to the throne.

You'll Love It Because...

Rising star Charlie Bewley (Twilight Saga, Like Crazy, The Vampire Diaries) delivers an epic performance in this shocking Viking adventure. Littered with superb moments of action and violence, Hammer of the Gods brings to life the grit and dirt of 871 AD with blistering reality. Taking a number of twists and turns throughout, Hammer of the Gods is not afraid to entertain audiences with violent action.


HAMMER OF THE GODS is available on DVD 2nd September

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TO WIN:

Simply come up with the funniest caption for the below image/s! The funniest caption will be selected at the end of this comp and the person rewarded with a copy of Hammer Of The Gods....


Good luck,

Kyle

And whilst your asleep I'm going to climb down your chimney and creep into your room.

Looks my beard is going to eat you son!

The department store regrets not doing a background check on Jimmy Saville before they hired him to play Santa :eek:

I'm holding you up asshole, put the money in the bag!

He charges 31 bucks per child.

Pic 1 - Santa: "Ah, thank heavens, another child. They do make a refreshing and filling change from mince pies!"

On tonight's News at 10, as the kidnap drama worsens, Santa releases a chilling new hostage video.

Pic 1:Are you telling me,you are married?
Pic 2:Santa must never know that I soiled myself !

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Thanks, I needed a new elf to work for me

"Well Doctor, it all started when I got a boil on my bum, and the next thing I knew, 'he' had grown"!