Weekly Comp - Contraband - 15th June 2014 - FINISHED

[mr 420]

Contraband - When guessing the title AND the cover just won't do!!!




Feeling guilty yet, Kyle?

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

The House With Laughing Windows.

Laughing?... it's so dull you'll be crying!

[Daemonia]

New York Ripper - 'Mind of a killer, voice of a duck. He's gone quackers!'

Conquest - 'Dungeons and Dragons was never like this!' (But if it's a Sun quote: 'There's loads of tits!')

Don't Torture a Duckiling: 'Suffer the children to come unto me.' Or... 'You've never seen a film with a cliffhanger ending like this one!'

Four of the Apocalypse - 'A horse ride into hell!'

House by the Cemetery - 'Watch your step or you might have a Freudstein slip!' Or... 'There's a lodger living under the house...and he's not friendly!'

Zombie Flesh Eaters - 'The boat can leave but no-one can escape!'

The Beyond - 'The most intense art class ever held!'

Zombi 3 - 'Heads will roll....or fly!'

City of the Living Dead - 'A fallen priest builds his own church of the unholy dead!'

[Daemonia]

Contraband - 'Don't lose your head at the races!'

The Beyond - 'The opening sequence really nails it!'

Manhattan Baby - 'When taxidermy goes bad...'

Aenigma - 'It's not France, but there's snails on the menu!'

[Vampix]

The New York Ripper - A cracking, quacking, razor-slashing, spaghetti splatter classic!

City of the Living Dead - You'll shake, you'll shiver, you'll puke your guts up!

Zombie Flesh-Eaters - They're at the door, they're coming in...zombie flesh-eaters are here!

[Bringer Of Funerals]

CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD

The Zombies Teleport, That's What Happens When Your Brain Is On Drugs

[Bringer Of Funerals]

CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD - Come To Dunwich Where You Will Meet Your Terror..... Your Voice Gets Dubbed Over

MANHATTAN BABY - The Baby Wasn't Born In Manhattan At All - The Title Lies

ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS - Come To Jamaica Where You'll Enjoy The Sun and Get Bitten By The Moonlight Zombies, It'll Be The Holiday Of A Lifetime

[Vampix]

House by the Cemetery - When Dr Freudstein operates he doesn't use a scalpel, he uses a butcher knife! / When Dr Freudstein operates there's no anaesthetic!

[Nordicdusk]

The New York Ripper ... The Butler Did It

[nosferatu42]

Ok here goes.

Lizard in a woman's skin -
Hippies,orgies,LSD and kinky boots... It's the dogs knackers.

Don't torture a duckling -
But witches are fair game.

New York ripper -
A real ripping yarn.

or -
If she doesn't like toad in the hole, try a broken bottle.
(pretty dubious that one i know.)

Don't torture a duckling/New York ripper boxset -
Duck me!! It's a Fulci double ducking bill.

The Beyond -
Beyond terror, beyond comprehension, beyond brilliant.

House by the cemetery -
Is there a doctor in the house?

Cat in the brain -
Fulci freaks out.

City of the living dead -
Have a swinging time with an undead priest...It will shatter your imagination.

Manhatten baby -
Pharaohcious Fulci

Aenigma -
Slimy supernatural snail shenanigans.

Zombie Flesh Eaters -
An eyeball splintering, shark wrestling, zombie epic.
or-
It wasn't video that killed the radio star.

The black cat -
Furry Fulci feline frenzy.

And now my brains melted.