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Old 21st October 2014, 08:59 PM
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Default Halloween Comp #4 - Troma's Return To Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 - FINISHED

Hello Cult Labs,

For today's Halloween competition, we're giving away a fantastic Troma movie! Who doesn't love a dose of Troma? I sure do!

Here's all the info....


Return To Nuke 'Em High Volume 1


Troma Entertainment are back with their much celebrated brand of horror in this gooey splatterfest sequel to their cult-movie classic “Class of Nuke ‘Em High”!

Key talent:


Lloyd Kaufman, Director (The Toxic Avenger; Class of Nuke ‘Em High; Tromeo and Juliet)

Lemmy, Motörhead legend! (Tromeo and Juliet; Terror Firmer; Citizen Toxie)

Synopsis:


Welcome to Tromaville High School where renowned bad girl Chrissy has unearthed the shady going-ons behind evil food company Tromaorganic Foodstuffs Conglomerate who have been secretly poisoning the school meals with mutant toxic waste!

When the glee club fall victim to the poisoned tacos and violently morph into a menacing gang of psycho monsters called The Cretins, Chrissy and the new girl in school Lauren must work together to not only fight The Cretins from all sorts of gory mayhem, but also solve the mystery of the evil Tromorganic Foodstuffs Conglomerate before it’s too late! Will they save Tromaville High School and subsequently the world?


You'll Love It Because...

A hearty splatter of Troma gore spewed across their signature brand of unapologetic humour, “Return To Nuke ‘Em High Volume 1” is a plethora of wink-wink references to their iconic back catalogue and fellow 80’s classics such as Evil Dead II and Braindead! Starring Motörhead’s legendary frontman and regular Troma star Lemmy, this gorefest of epic proportions is a must-see for all horror-comedy fans.


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How To Win...


Troma has released some great films with even better titles over the years. So, to enter this daily Halloween competition, all you need to do is come up with the best Troma-esque title you can think of if Troma were to make a British movie.

The best fake title will be picked tomorrow and win a copy of this crazy new film.

So, have some fun and make us laugh!

Good luck,

Kyle

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Old 21st October 2014, 09:02 PM
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I also already own this one but i cant wait to see what people come up with. Great comp Kyle should be fun.
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I also already own this one but i cant wait to see what people come up with. Great comp Kyle should be fun.
Hopefully Nordic! What title would you have come up with?
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Old 21st October 2014, 09:24 PM
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Hopefully Nordic! What title would you have come up with?
You put me on the spot now.
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Old 21st October 2014, 11:56 PM
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"The woman in Black...Slime"

"Class of St. Trinians".

"Lorna Doom" - based very loosely on the writings of R. D. Blackmore.
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"Thatcher Shock"

I always think fondly of 80's trash when I think of Troma, if they looked at Britain as a whole then they could have a story of an ex-pat returning to the UK to find it decimated by Thatcher, unemployment at an all time high and an evil gang calling themselves "The Chavs"- ex prefects gone rogue after drinking home brewed cider fermented in some huge vat left over from a fallen giant of British industry.
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Old 22nd October 2014, 12:14 AM
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"Kabukiman of Dock Green".

"St. Patrick's Day" - The huge amount of Guinness consumed on St Patrick's day result in the country's sewers being overwhelmed by iron-rich black faeces which, when consumed by the sewer rats cause them to mutant into monsters (of superhuman size and strength) with an unquenchable thirst for Irish stout.

Lol. :-D
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Old 22nd October 2014, 12:18 AM
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"PC Reg Hollis: Sunhill P.D"

Haha :-D

This comp is great fun!
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Lloyd of the toxic high school cheerleading "who may all be their 30s but once they have big boobs to cover in toxic waste and bile no one notices " Dead
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Title: 'Boozer lock-in'
Tagline: "The lock-in without a lock-out"
Synopsis: A group of people have a lock-in at a bar, where they are picked off one-by-one by the vengeful landlady.
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