Competition - World War Dead - 27th April 2015 - FINISHED

[Demoncrat]

Print the headline "Zombies give you cancer" in the Daily M**l???

Get one on the Jeremy Vile show and have it shouted to death???

Invite them for tea, then when they don't use a coaster terminate with extreme prejudice???

Have Fearne Cotton natter them to death???

Haha, have just had a mental image of Jonesey fae Dads Army screaming "they don't like it up 'em!!" as he beheads several....

Last one....get Alan Bennett to whitter on and on about his parents to them....

[Nosferatu@Cult Labs]

The British could just set Katie Hopkins on them in a fight to the death!

Can they be defeated with pure vitriol?

[Baron Mynd]

Tell your nan they had the last hobnob she was looking forward to with her afternoon tea. Their (undead) lives wouldn't be worth living!

[Susan Foreman]

Originally Posted by Demoncrat

Get one on the Jeremy Vile show and have it shouted to death???

With all due respect, the kind of person who appears on 'Jezza The C**t''s show (as it is known in these parts) would feed on being shouted down!

[gag]

Originally Posted by suziginajackson

With all due respect, the kind of person who appears on 'Jezza The C**t''s show (as it is known in these parts) would feed on being shouted down!

I watch just out of entertainment purposes and laugh at the morons and prats that are on making a complete bell on end of themselves on national tv (even tho some are already bellends) because some people really are beyond delief.

Jezza ok ok lets just get the results, sorry to say the child is not andrews.
Female what the dna is wrong can you do it again i havent slept with someone i swear im telling the truth.

And that actual happened

Cant find that exact episode on youtube.

Also no matter how bad you think youre life is watch some off these and you instantly think well my life not that bad after all.

[Susan Foreman]

I really do not want to derail this thread, but...

[trouserpress]

If zombies got into my house I would look around to see what I had to hand. Currently that is piles of election leaflets. They drop through my letterbox in their hundreds.

Using skills remembered from childhood I would fashion these into loads of paper aeroplanes, with particularly pointy noses, and climb to the highest place possible. I think I could then bring down the undead with some well-aimed planes. Bam! There's some UKIP propaganda through my former neighbour's eye. Splat! Cameron's smug face has pierced the ear of another. Stab! Before long this unwanted junk mail would have taken out an entire outbreak of walkers, and I may have decided who to vote for.

[gag]

Get them all drunk then get them angry and just sit back and watch a massive zombie brawl,
Battering each other.

[JoshuaKaitlyn]

You want a British way to defeat a horde of Zombies as plenty of others have said put Jeremy Kyle on TV!

[Nosferatu@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by JoshuaKaitlyn

You want a British way to defeat a horde of Zombies as plenty of others have said put Jeremy Kyle on TV!

Jeremy Kyle on the TV and Jeremy Vine on the radio? A potentially lethal combination!