Competition - Top Sensation - 13th July 2016 - CLOSED

[gag]

Christmas evil, he grumpy because its only time of year he comes

[nosferatu42]

The Devils- These nuns have dirty habits, so count us in for sin.

Don’t look now- This ain’t no Butlin’s redcoat, she goes for your throat

Re-animator - They’e back from the dead and they give good head.

[nosferatu42]

A few more.

Society- Rubber lovin', lube rubbin' ,mother fu**in'.

Gladiator- Big weapon, shiny helmet and out for revenge tonight.

Monkey shines- She ain’t no funky monkey, this ones a terror junkie.

[gag]

Killer condom, he on one and got it in for every £@nt

[Deadite]

The Devil's Whore - Are you a roundhead or cavalier?

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by iluvdvds@Cult Labs

All you need to do is come up with the most Shameless tagline for any big blockbuster movie. So, a fake tagline for a real entirely un-shameless movie.

Originally Posted by gag

Killer condom, he on one and got it in for every £@nt

Second only to Titanic in the blockbuster stakes!

[gag]

Exorcist, one hell of a mother ****er movie
Star wars, relaease the force in you

[Deadite]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Second only to Titanic in the blockbuster stakes!

Well, to be fair, last weeks comp said this - In the space of one sentence, come up with a mini-plot for a Twilight Zone episode if you were to create one based on modern life.

So i'm sure some leeway will be given!

[nosferatu42]

Ok didn't notice the blockbuster bit.
So have a few more.

Spiderman- If you’re a bad boy,he’ll shoot his sticky white stuff all over you.

Batman - He’s into dressing up, has a belt full of gadgets and he ain’t no Joker.

Dead pool - Crispy, well done and out for fun.

Spectre- He’s badass, he’s Bond and he’s a little bit blonde.

Good, the bad and the ugly- are you sure the films not about my ex girlfriends?

[gag]

Originally Posted by Deadite

Well, to be fair, last weeks comp said this - In the space of one sentence, come up with a mini-plot for a Twilight Zone episode if you were to create one based on modern life.

So i'm sure some leeway will be given!

Exactly some where more than one sentence and as nos said i didnt notice the Blockbuster bit either or i wouldnt have used killer condom.