The Doctor Who Thread

[nosferatu42]

Are that that many Loch Ness films or are you talking about this -

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[Demoncrat]

Bloody southerners
There are quite a few Loch Ness related genre films nos. Most are shriekingly SHITE. But I loves them. Much like the Welsh must love Darklands

[nosferatu42]

Now there's a film i haven't seen since way back.

[Susan Foreman]

Doctor Who over the years: Episode quotes

The Pandorica Opens

The Doctor: Vavoom!
Amy: Va-what?
The Doctor: I can't believe I've never thought of this before. It's genius. Right. Landed. Come on.
Amy: Where are we?
The Doctor; Planet One. The oldest planet in the universe. And there's a cliff of pure diamond, and according to legend, on the cliff there's writing. Letters fifty feet high. A message from the dawn of time And no one knows what it says, because no one's ever translated it. Till today.
Amy: What happens today?
The Doctor: Us. The Tardis can translate anything. All we have to do is open the doors and read the very first words in recorded history.
(So they go outside and read - Hello Sweetie ΘΣ ΦΓΥΔζ )
Amy: Vavoom.

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(An energy weapon fires at them. It is the severed Cyberman arm. They hide behind the Pandorica.)
Amy: What was that?
The Doctor: Okay, I need a proper look. Got to draw its fire, give it a target.
Amy: How?
The Doctor: You know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas?
Amy: Yes.
The Doctor: Sorry. (The Doctor runs out.) Look at me, I'm a target!
(He gets shot at and hides behind the base of a Sarsen.)
Amy: What is that?
The Doctor: Cyberarm. Arm of Cyberman.
Amy: And what's a Cyberman?
The Doctor: Oh, sort of part man, part robot. The organic part must have died out years ago. Now the robot part is looking for, well, fresh meat.
Amy: What, us?
The Doctor: It's just like being an organ donor, except you're alive and sort of screaming

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The Doctor [OC]: Sorry, sorry, dropped it. Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica, takes the universe. But bad news, everyone, (The Doctor appears on the Altar stone.) because guess who? Ha! Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about. It's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I am talking! The question of the hour is, who's got the Pandorica? Answer, I do. Next question. Who's coming to take it from me? Come on! Look at me. No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else. I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship, with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, and then, do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first. (The spaceships retreat.) That'll keep them squabbling for half an hour.

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The Doctor: You lot, working together. An alliance. How is that possible?
White Dalek: The cracks in the skin of the universe.
Stark: All reality is threatened.
Cyberleader: All universes will be deleted.
The Doctor: What? And you've come to me for help?
Stark: No. We will save the universe from you!
The Doctor: From me?
Cyberleader: All projections correlate. All evidence concurs. The Doctor will destroy the universe.
The Doctor: No, no, no. You've got it wrong.
Cyberleader: The Pandorica was constructed to ensure the safety of the Alliance.
White Dalek: A scenario was devised from the memories of your companion.
Stark: A trap the Doctor could not resist.
White Dalek: The cracks in time are the work of the Doctor. It is confirmed.
The Doctor: No. no, no, not me, the Tardis. And I'm not in the Tardis, am I?
White Dalek: Only the Doctor can pilot the Tardis.
The Doctor: Please, listen to me!
White Dalek: You will be prevented.
The Doctor: Total event collapse! Every sun will supernova at every moment in history. The whole universe will never have existed. Please, listen to me!
Cyberleader: Seal the Pandorica.
The Doctor: No! Please, listen to me! The Tardis is exploding right now and I'm the only one who can stop it! Listen to me!
(The Pandorica closes.)

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Alister Pearson's cover for Lance Parkin's 1996 Virgin Missing Adventure novel Cold Fusion.

[Susan Foreman]

Doctor Who over the years: Episode quotes

The Big Bang

Rory: She's going to be in that box for two thousand years?
The Doctor: Yeah, but we're taking a shortcut. River's vortex manipulator. Rubbish way to time travel, but the universe is tiny now. We'll be fine.
Rory: So hang on. The future's still there, then. Our world.
The Doctor: A version of it. Not quite the one you know. Earth alone in the sky. Let's go and have a look. You put your hand there. Don't worry. Should be safe.
Rory: That's not what I'm worried about.
The Doctor: She'll be fine. Nothing can get into this box.
Rory: Well, you got in there.
The Doctor: Well, there's only one of me. I counted.
Rory: This box needs a guard. I killed the last one.
The Doctor: No. Rory, no. Don't even think about it.
Rory: She'll be all alone.
The Doctor: She won't feel it.
Rory: You bet she won't.
The Doctor: Two thousand years, Rory. You won't even sleep. you'd be conscious every second. It would drive you mad.
Rory: Will she be safer if I stay? Look me in the eye and tell me she wouldn't be safer.
The Doctor: Rory, you
Rory: Answer me!
The Doctor: Yes. Obviously.
Rory: Then how could I leave her?
The Doctor: Why do you have to be so human?
Rory: Because right now, I'm not.

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River: I dated a Nestene duplicate once. Swappable head. It did keep things fresh. Right then, I have questions, but number one is this. What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. (Amy snatches the fez and throws it into the air, where River shoots it into pieces.) Oh!

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Dalek: You will be exterminated!
River: Not yet. Your systems are still restoring, which means your shield density is compromised. One Alpha Mezon burst through your eyestalk would kill you stone dead.
Dalek: Records indicate you will show mercy. You are an associate of the Doctor's.
River: I'm River Song. Check your records again.
Dalek: Mercy.
River: Say it again.
Dalek: Mercy!
River: One more time.
Dalek: Mercy!

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Amy: Sorry. Sorry, everyone. But when I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend.
Tabetha: Oh no, not this again.
Amy: The raggedy Doctor. My raggedy Doctor. But he wasn't imaginary, he was real.
Tabetha: The psychiatrists we sent her to.
Amy: I remember you. I remember! I brought the others back, I can bring you home, too. Raggedy man, I remember you, and you are late for my wedding! (The glasses start rattling, very gently.) I found you. I found you in words, like you knew I would. That's why you told me the story the brand new, ancient blue box. (A strong wind blows the balloons around.) Oh, clever. Very clever.
Rory: Amy, what is it?
Amy: Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something blue.
(The Tardis materialises in the middle of the room.)
Rory: It's the Doctor. How did we forget the Doctor? I was plastic. He was the stripper at my stag. Long story.
(Amy knocks on the Tardis door.)
Amy: Okay, Doctor. Did I surprise you this time?
(The Doctor appears in top hat and tails.)
The Doctor: Er, yeah. Completely astonished. Never expected that. How lucky I happened to be wearing this old thing. Hello, everyone. I'm Amy's imaginary friend. But I came anyway.
Amy: You absolutely, definitely may kiss the bride.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

A publicity image for Matt Smith's third story as the eleventh Doctor - 2010's Victory of the Daleks.

[Susan Foreman]

Doctor Who over the years: Episode quotes

A Christmas Carol

Amy: Have you got a plan yet?
The Doctor: Yes, I do.
Amy: Are you lying?
The Doctor: Yes, I am.
Amy: Don't treat me like an idiot.
Rory: Was he lying?
Amy: No, no.

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The Doctor: Who's she?
Sardick: Nobody important.
The Doctor: Nobody important. Blimey, that's amazing. Do you know, in nine hundred years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important before

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The Doctor: Right then, your bedroom. Great. Let's see. You're twelve years old, so we'll stay away from under the bed. Cupboard! Big cupboard. I love a cupboard. Do you know, there's a thing called a face spider. It's just like a tiny baby's head with spider legs, and it's specifically evolved to scuttle up the backs of bedroom cupboards which, yeah, I probably shouldn't have mentioned. Right. So. What are we going to do? Eat crisps and talk about girls? I've never actually done that, but I bet it's easy. Girls? Yeah?
Kazran: Are you really a babysitter?
The Doctor: I think you'll find I'm universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult.
(He shows Kazran the psychic paper.)
Kazran: It's just a lot of wavy lines.
The Doctor: Yeah, it's shorted out. Finally, a lie too big.

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The Doctor: Don't think shark, think dolphin.
Abigail: A shark isn't a dolphin.
The Doctor: It's nearly a dolphin.
Abigail: No, it isn't.
The Doctor: That's where you're wrong, because... Shut up.

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The Doctor: The three of clubs.
Ben: No.
The Doctor: You sure? Because I'm very good at card tricks.
Ben: It wasn't the three of clubs.
The Doctor: Well, of course it wasn't, because it was the seven of diamonds.
Ben: No.
The Doctor: Oi, stop it, you're doing it wrong.

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Captain: Because we haven't told them. Sir, I understand you have a machine that controls this cloud layer. If you can release us from it, we still have time to make a landing. Nobody has to die.
Sardick: Everybody has to die.
Amy: Not tonight.
Sardick: Tonight's as good as any other. How do you choose?

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

The Brigadier (Nicholas Courtney) and Liz Shaw (Caroline John) in the 1970 story Spearhead from Space

[Susan Foreman]

Doctor Who over the years: Episode quotes

The Impossible Astronaut

Amy: This is it, yeah? The right place?
Rory: Nowhere, middle of? Yeah, this it.
The Doctor: Howdy.
(They turn to see the Doctor lying on the hood of a big American car.)
Amy: Doctor!
The Doctor: Ha, ha! It's the Pond.
Amy: Hey!
(Joyous reunion.)
The Doctor: Hello, Pond. Come here.
Amy: So, someone's been a busy boy then, eh?
The Doctor: Did you see me?
Amy: Of course.
The Doctor: Stalker.
Amy: Flirt.
Rory: Husband.
The Doctor: Rory the Roman! Ooo, come here.
Rory: Hey, nice hat.
The Doctor: I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool.
(Then someone shoots it off him.)
River: Hello, sweetie.

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The Doctor: Mister President, that child just told you everything you need to know, but you weren't listening. Never mind, though, because the answer's yes. I'll take the case. Fellows, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States and parked a big blue box on the rug. Do you think you can just shoot me?
River: They're Americans!
The Doctor: Don't shoot. Definitely no shooting.
Rory: Nobody shoot us either. Very much not in need of getting shot. Look, we've got our hands up.
Nixon: Who the hell are you?
Canton: Sir, you need to stay back.
Nixon: But who are they and what is that box?
The Doctor: It's a police box. Can't you read? I'm your new undercover agent on loan from Scotland Yard. Code name the Doctor. These are my top operatives, the Legs, the Nose, and Mrs Robinson.

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The Doctor: I'm going to need a SWAT team, ready to mobilise. Street level maps covering all of Florida. A pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a fez.
Canton: Get him his maps.

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The Doctor: Be careful.
River: Careful? I tried that once. Ever so dull.

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The Doctor: The only place in Florida, probably all of America, with those three street names on the same junction. And Doctor Song, you've got that face on again.
River: What face?
The Doctor: The he's hot when he's clever face.
River: This is my normal face.
The Doctor: Yes, it is.
River: Oh, shut up.