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Forum: Past Competitions - 2012 22nd November 2012, 12:47 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,012
Posted By docvoltage
"Popping along"? Hee hee hee.

"Popping along"? Hee hee hee.
Forum: Past Competitions - 2012 22nd November 2012, 12:44 PM
Replies: 209
Views: 16,408
Posted By docvoltage
The Obsessed DVD Collector Shamelessly Buys...

The Obsessed DVD Collector Shamelessly Buys Thrice (based on a true case).
Forum: Past Competitions - 2012 18th November 2012, 03:37 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,321
Posted By docvoltage
As a baby, I had a good bit of baby fat. My...

As a baby, I had a good bit of baby fat. My German parents, since chubby is "dick" in German, called me "Dicki". Unfortunately, it still slips out on occasion. When my wife wants to make fun of...
Forum: Competition Archive 21st October 2012, 07:51 PM
Replies: 1,772
Views: 187,007
Posted By docvoltage
Hi Kyle, I still have not gotten my prize...

Hi Kyle,

I still have not gotten my prize from the NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DIRTY MOVIE competition. Any possibility it will still arrive?
Forum: Competition Archive 4th August 2012, 07:42 PM
Replies: 1,772
Views: 187,007
Posted By docvoltage
Waiting....waiting...waiting....for my prize: ...

Waiting....waiting...waiting....for my prize: National Lampoon's Dirty Movie DVD

Was it ever sent? Did the mailman steal it for his perverted pleasures? Are my neighbors drinking beer while it...
Forum: Past Competitions - 2012 13th July 2012, 02:55 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 18,016
Posted By docvoltage
Widescreen movies on non-anamorphic DVDs, with...

Widescreen movies on non-anamorphic DVDs, with the good bits cut out. Damn them all !

http://www.schnittberichte.com/www/SBs/845/cover.jpg
Forum: Competition Archive 8th June 2012, 11:38 AM
Replies: 1,772
Views: 187,007
Posted By docvoltage
Awesome--you rock!

Awesome--you rock!
Forum: Competition Archive 8th June 2012, 02:06 AM
Replies: 1,772
Views: 187,007
Posted By docvoltage
Hi Kyle, have you sent NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DIRTY...

Hi Kyle, have you sent NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DIRTY MOVIE out yet?
Forum: Competition Archive 5th June 2012, 03:51 PM
Replies: 1,772
Views: 187,007
Posted By docvoltage
DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING arrived yesterday. ...

DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING arrived yesterday.

Many thanks!
Forum: Horror Stars & Directors 29th May 2012, 09:42 PM
Replies: 572
Views: 87,942
Posted By docvoltage
I would have liked to have seen a film directed...

I would have liked to have seen a film directed by Jess Franco, with Joe d'Amato on cinematography.

I like Jean Rollin for the visuals, but sometimes he veers off into symbolic terrain where I...
Forum: Horror Stars & Directors 29th May 2012, 09:39 PM
Replies: 572
Views: 87,942
Posted By docvoltage
My favorite quotation about Franco films: ...

My favorite quotation about Franco films: "Watching them is like panning for gold in Alaska. You get this one perfect tiny nugget of gold, but lose 3 fingers to frostbite."

To which I add: To...
Forum: Past Competitions - 2012 13th May 2012, 04:26 PM
Replies: 213
Views: 15,675
Posted By docvoltage
Thank you Kyle, and congratulations to Hawkmonger...

Thank you Kyle, and congratulations to Hawkmonger and Slaghammer!

In fact, my hat is off to all who played for the überclever massacring :) What a fun comp!
Forum: Past Competitions - 2012 13th May 2012, 02:49 AM
Replies: 213
Views: 15,675
Posted By docvoltage
And after popping many caps in his ass they...

And after popping many caps in his ass they suddenly dropped to the ground--dead!--slain by the putrefactive and disease bacteria against which their systems were unprepared; the humblest things that...
Forum: Past Competitions - 2012 11th May 2012, 04:36 PM
Replies: 213
Views: 15,675
Posted By docvoltage
One day, Marty McFly left on his final voyage and...

One day, Marty McFly left on his final voyage and was never seen again.

One cannot choose but wonder. Will he ever return? It may be that he swept back into the past, and fell among the...
Forum: Past Competitions - 2012 11th May 2012, 02:27 PM
Replies: 213
Views: 15,675
Posted By docvoltage
Auric Goldfinger has her plated.

Auric Goldfinger has her plated.
Forum: Past Competitions - 2012 11th May 2012, 11:49 AM
Replies: 213
Views: 15,675
Posted By docvoltage
The Man in Black* walks out of the fog and slowly...

The Man in Black* walks out of the fog and slowly approaches Tangina. He stops and gives her the mournful look of a man at the end of his life, infusing her brain with the pain of his long...
Forum: Past Competitions - 2012 10th May 2012, 08:54 PM
Replies: 213
Views: 15,675
Posted By docvoltage
This so impresses Buffalo Bill, he hires the...

This so impresses Buffalo Bill, he hires the Lieutenant for his famous Wild West Show and Rodeo.

Unfortunately, Annie Oakley goes on a drunken bender right before the Thursday evening show. Her...
Forum: Why Don't Shameless Release...? 10th May 2012, 08:45 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 16,872
Posted By docvoltage
I have the very nice DVD if MAD FOXES from Erwin...

I have the very nice DVD if MAD FOXES from Erwin Dietrich's own ABC label, and the transfer is sparklingly clear. But I would double-dip if Shameless provided a nice set of extras.

What I would...
Forum: Past Competitions - 2012 10th May 2012, 08:24 PM
Replies: 213
Views: 15,675
Posted By docvoltage
Hermann Goering mistakes Ann Widdecombe for a...

Hermann Goering mistakes Ann Widdecombe for a leftover Zeppelin and has her melted down to make V-2 rockets.

Ironic...or should I say "aluminic"?
Forum: Past Competitions - 2012 10th May 2012, 05:49 PM
Replies: 213
Views: 15,675
Posted By docvoltage
Matthew Hopkins dispenses with Vardella, after a...

Matthew Hopkins dispenses with Vardella, after a lengthy torture session which includes breaking on the rack, garrotting, vaginal pear expansion, watching American remakes of Japanese horror films,...
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