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#21
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While Sheperds Watched While Lizzie Washed her Socks at Night Doreen gave out a yell Frankie had come back to life and floated in her cell Door, she said, Oh do not dread It's me, Frankie, your love You'll cry, you'll scream but carry on Teddy's in the loony bin Doyle, a voice called down the hall You bloody lowsy git Who's that, a screw, you bet it is Vera Vinegar Tits Well shocking things did happen then Frankie floated off A punch, a biff echoed down the hall Twas Bea and Mutton Chops O Misery, someones escaped Old Barrys been knocked out Fletch the Letch and Old Po Face Have jsut been knocked about It was Mon, all along she sang Lizzie has drained the sink The Sally Ann had helped her plan How to tint her drink, Bloody ripper!
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#22
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To the tune of Slade's Merry Xmas Everyone I would love to win these Prisoner DVDs I am poor so give them to me please. I could watch Bea pressing linen Doreen and Frankie escape And Lizzie make some grog in her old age So here’s my competition entry It should be the only one To win a set of Prisoner DVDs With a silly song…….on……..ong! I’ll be waiting for my Prisoner to arrive I’ll be going through the series day and night Watch Myra kill her husband And Judys half house wane And Susie Driscoll go off on the game So here’s my piece for revision My entry to the comp To win a set of Prisoner DVDs With a silly song…….on……..ong! What will Vera do when she catches Meg in with the Governor Ah – ha!!!!!!! If I don’t win this competition I will cry I want to watch the girls locked up inside Shower before muster Work the laundry every day These DVDs would keep my wife at bay So here it is, Merry Christmas Hope you liked my silly song To win this set of Prisoner DVDs With a Slade song can’t be wrong….on….ong! |
#23
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We wish you a Merry Christmas! (Well, ok so that's maybe a lie! - Animals like you don't deserve christmas And so it's pointless to even try) You can put up your decs in the rec room; Take your silly requests right to the top! But I'm going to tell Mrs Davidson what *I* think And I'll see that she makes it all stop Your families won't try and visit you They have much better places to go And I'll see that your Christmas is as rotten as you I, Miss Bennett, tell you so. |
#24
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PRISONER COMPETTION
Its Christmas time Vinegars on wine, Joan is still scheming, Meg is just fine. Smiths on the steam press, and Dors still a big mess, Things are still bleak, slow as a, wet week Its christmas time stand on the white line you have been charged soliciting, this time Just like old Lizzie you have been busy 6 months will fly you dont have to cry my take on Mistletoe and wine Love thisssss show x |
#25
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PRISONER COMPETTION
This is my take on "Fairy Tail of New York" Sang by Smith and Ferguson Smith: It was Christmas Eve screw Inside the slammer And Lizzie said to me, she won't see another one And then she sang a song And this one’s just for you I turned my face away And schemed about you Got on a lucky plan Came in my head at ten I've got a feeling This year's for me not you So Happy Christmas I hate you Ferguson I can see a better time When all my dreams come true Ferguson: They've got cons by the tons And they all start out bold But the nights go right through you And the foods always cold When you first hit my head On a cold Christmas Eve You promised me Death was soon waiting for me You were way off Smith: You’re a freak And a dyke every day of the week Smith and Ferguson: When the screws finished shouting We were cat-calling for more Screws they were swinging, All the cons they were singing We fought in a corner Then argued all the night The boys of the RIOT squad Were singing "I predict a riot" And they all came charging in For Christmas day Ferguson: You’re a crim, You're a con Smith: You're an old slut and a dyke Lying there almost dead with a bump on your head Ferguson: You’re a denim clad nutter You belong in the gutter Happy Christmas like hell I pray God it's not well Smith and Ferguson: The boys of the RIOT squad Were singing "I predict a riot" And they all came charging in For Christmas day Smith: I could have been someone Ferguson: Well so could anyone You took my keys from me Smith: I kept them with me babe I put them with my own Can't make it all alone I've got my mates around me Smith and Ferguson: The boys of the RIOT squad Were singing "I predict a riot" And they all came charging in For Christmas day |
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All these entries are so great! You guys and gals sure are going to make this one tough competition to judge! Remember, this ends on Monday, so if you want to stick another one up this weekend - go for it! It may be the winning entry! GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!
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song 1 Fairytale of New York It was christmas eve Bitch, In The Pound Mr Bridges Said to me, you won't live to see another one, Lizzie sang a song, Nola sold some bong I turned my arse away and dreamed about screws Kay whites addiction came in at 10 to one, I got a feeling this year will be crap, so Happy shitmas I hate you Vera, I see a better time, when someone runs over you. They got Tits big as Melons, The freak sucks Lemons, When Mr Murphy was framed, we yelled out for more, Lizzie was singing, the Numbers game was winning, Doreen stood on the corner, The freak called her a whore. you're a dyke, on a trike a lagger with swagger, laying there on your back, is more than I can hack, you liar you liar, I'll put you in the dryer Happy christmas The **ck I wish you good luck The Boys of Woodridge seedy Choir, were singing sod you all, and the bells were ringing out for muster on christmas day. I could of been on drugs, I could of made some mugs, you took my dreams from me When I first blackmailed you. I cut the Freaks throat, I cut Meg's uniform, can't get no parole, until I build lego around you The Boys of Woodridge seedy Choir, were singing sod you all, and the bells were ringing out for muster on christmas day. song 2 A winters tale The night is cold and dark, maybe the freak locked the door, anyway the snow has covered up vera's Face and we can stop being sick anymore, Good luck I wish you well, With every hooker you sell, but everybody knows it's hard to get paroled at this time of year. It was only a screws tale, only a screws tale, and why should Po Face take notice of Reb's whinging, it was a hate word beginning with C the insult meant alot to me, on a worldwide scale, I am sure The Freak breeds snails |
#28
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PRISONER COMPETITION
DECK THE HALLS WITH GROG BY LIZZIE FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA TIS THE SEASON TO IMPRISON FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA DON WE NOW OUR DENIM DRESSES FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA TROLL THE ANCIENT LAUNDRY STEAM PRESS FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA SEE THE BLAZING FIRE AT WENTWORTH FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA STRIKE THE BITCH AND HANG THE LAGGER FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA FOLLOW ME INTO THE REC ROOM FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA WHILE I TELL THEE OF ESCAPE PLANS FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA FAST AWAY THE TIME IN SOLITARY FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA HAIL THE NEW SCREWS, GUVS AND INMATES FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA SING WE JOYOUS ON THE INSIDE FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA HEEDLESS OF THE FREAKS BLACK GLOVES FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA Last edited by Vinegarfreak; 16th December 2011 at 03:04 PM. Reason: PRISONER COMPETITION |
#29
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I knew I'd get some brilliant entries for this competition but I had NOO idea how hard it would be to judge it! Seriously, for the past half hour or more I have been flipping back and forth through this thread to figure out the winners and runner-ups. I finally managed to work it out. And here it is... The ultimate winner who has just won themsleves all 10 volumes is... Prisonerlou's Twas A Night In H - great fun spoof of the Classic Xmas rhyme - the final verse had me howling! And the three runners up are (in no particular order).. Remember the runner ups get to pick any one volume box set they like - Gold6082's Fairytale in Cell Block H / Winter's Tale Jamgood's Merry Xmas Everybody Bigandya's Silent Nifght, Wentworth At Night! Well done to everyone who entered - this was quite possibly the hardest comp I've ever had to judge! So well done to everyone! Could the winner/runner-ups please PM (Private Message) me their address pleease? Runner-Ups - don't forget to pick the volume you'd like! Send me 3 sets you'd like and I'll send you one of those (just in case something's not in stock). I'm going into the office tomorrow morning so please message me before then! If not, don't worry, I'm heading into the office again late January so it may be a couple of weeks until they are sent out (if I dont receieve your address by tomorrow), but what with Xmas and the hecticness of January it shouldnt make toooo much difference - hopefully. Well done! Kyle
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Awesome. Congratulations to the winner.
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