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Old 8th December 2011, 09:47 PM
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Silent Night, Wentworth at night
All ain't calm, there's a riot alright
The girls want Christmas
And the Governor's said No
Bea has gone crazy
And the Freak's broken her toe
So now there's a fire on H block
So now there's a fire on H block

Silent Night, Wentworth at night
Lizzie is angry and looks a real sight
She's after the Freak
With a bottle she broke
But Doreen has stopped her
And give'n her a smoke
Christ the block is exploding
Christ the block is exploding

Silent Night, Wentworth at night
Now its become an all girl fight
Clothes getting ripped
And tits flopping out
The Freak shouting Yes
As mounds flop all about
Time to turn over to Neighbours
Time to turn over to Neighbours
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Old 13th December 2011, 11:31 AM
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Sorry Posted twice by mistake.

See below for my entry.

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Old 13th December 2011, 11:37 AM
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Exclamation The Wentworth Winter Jingle

*My Xmas song is to the tune of His truth is marching on*



Davo's taking Lizzie out, she thinks she's caught a wog
But while her back is turned she's gonna rip off all the grog

Queen Bea's on the press so watch out where she guides your hands
Everybody laughs when she brings it down and slams

The freak is coming down the hall you'd better watch your back
As she'll rub her leather gloves up and down your crack

Vinegar tits for once is finally gonna crack a smile
While the Wentworth Warriors run out the gates for miles

Merry, Merry, Have a wonderful Christmas nip
Let Lizzie make a brew and give all the screws the slip
A party in the rec room is on the cards all round
Whilst Chrissie and Margo burn Wentworth to the ground
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Old 13th December 2011, 05:54 PM
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ooh this is quite hard..I need to have a think
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Old 13th December 2011, 06:47 PM
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sorry if this is a bit too dirty

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way
Oh what fin it is to ride on
Chrissie Latham, Helen Smart, Randi Goodlove, Queenie Marshall, Donna Mason, Lisa Mullins, Penny Seymore, Tina Gibson, Trixie Mann but not Auntie Maaaay
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Old 13th December 2011, 07:29 PM
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Just a little one i made up at work today inspired by santa claus is coming to town.

you better watch out
the freak is about
you better beware
shes everywhere
ferguson is coming for you!

she know when she will bash you
she knows when you're about
shes knows if you're about to lag
so watch your back for goodness sake!

you better not cry
you better not lie
you better not try
im telling you why
ferguson is coming for you!
ferguson is coming for you!
ferguson is coming for you!
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Old 13th December 2011, 08:31 PM
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sorry if this is a bit too dirty

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way
Oh what fin it is to ride on
Chrissie Latham, Helen Smart, Randi Goodlove, Queenie Marshall, Donna Mason, Lisa Mullins, Penny Seymore, Tina Gibson, Trixie Mann but not Auntie Maaaay

You filthy dirty sod, that made me giggle though.

What about Nola eh?
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Old 14th December 2011, 02:56 PM
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You filthy dirty sod, that made me giggle though.

What about Nola eh?
she aint my type lol
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Old 14th December 2011, 03:00 PM
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Like she said though, not even her old man fancied her lol
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Old 15th December 2011, 01:21 PM
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Default TWAS A NIGHT IN H

TWAS AWHILE BEFORE LOCKDOWN
AND ALL THROUGH THE BLOCK
NOT AN INMATE WAS STIRRING
AND IT WAS JUST 8 O'CLOCK

THE GIRLS WERE BEHAVED
THERE WERE NONE IN THE HOLE
EVEN DOREEN AND LIZZIE
WERE UNDER CONTROL

IT SEEMED QUITE SUSPICIOUS
NO ONE HAD BEEN HURT
SO THE WARDEN AND MEG
STAYED ON HIGH ALERT

VINEGAR TITS DID HER ROUNDS
ALWAYS READY TO YELL
BUT FRANKIE JUST TOLD HER
TO GO STRAIGHT TO HELL

"IT'S CHRISTMAS, YOU BITCH"
SHE SAID, LIGHTING A FAG
"DON'T SPOIL THE MOMENT
YOU DRIED UP OLD HAG"

AND AS LIGHTS WENT OUT
AND NO THROATS HAD BEEN CUT
QUEEN BEA SAID "NOEL,
"NOW KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT."
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