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Silent Night, Wentworth at night All ain't calm, there's a riot alright The girls want Christmas And the Governor's said No Bea has gone crazy And the Freak's broken her toe So now there's a fire on H block So now there's a fire on H block Silent Night, Wentworth at night Lizzie is angry and looks a real sight She's after the Freak With a bottle she broke But Doreen has stopped her And give'n her a smoke Christ the block is exploding Christ the block is exploding Silent Night, Wentworth at night Now its become an all girl fight Clothes getting ripped And tits flopping out The Freak shouting Yes As mounds flop all about Time to turn over to Neighbours Time to turn over to Neighbours |
#12
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Sorry Posted twice by mistake. See below for my entry. Last edited by You_little_beauty!; 13th December 2011 at 11:08 AM. |
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The Wentworth Winter Jingle
*My Xmas song is to the tune of His truth is marching on* Davo's taking Lizzie out, she thinks she's caught a wog But while her back is turned she's gonna rip off all the grog Queen Bea's on the press so watch out where she guides your hands Everybody laughs when she brings it down and slams The freak is coming down the hall you'd better watch your back As she'll rub her leather gloves up and down your crack Vinegar tits for once is finally gonna crack a smile While the Wentworth Warriors run out the gates for miles Merry, Merry, Have a wonderful Christmas nip Let Lizzie make a brew and give all the screws the slip A party in the rec room is on the cards all round Whilst Chrissie and Margo burn Wentworth to the ground Last edited by You_little_beauty!; 13th December 2011 at 11:07 AM. |
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ooh this is quite hard..I need to have a think
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sorry if this is a bit too dirty Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Oh what fin it is to ride on Chrissie Latham, Helen Smart, Randi Goodlove, Queenie Marshall, Donna Mason, Lisa Mullins, Penny Seymore, Tina Gibson, Trixie Mann but not Auntie Maaaay |
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Just a little one i made up at work today inspired by santa claus is coming to town. you better watch out the freak is about you better beware shes everywhere ferguson is coming for you! she know when she will bash you she knows when you're about shes knows if you're about to lag so watch your back for goodness sake! you better not cry you better not lie you better not try im telling you why ferguson is coming for you! ferguson is coming for you! ferguson is coming for you! |
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You filthy dirty sod, that made me giggle though. What about Nola eh? |
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she aint my type lol
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#19
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Like she said though, not even her old man fancied her lol
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TWAS A NIGHT IN H
TWAS AWHILE BEFORE LOCKDOWN AND ALL THROUGH THE BLOCK NOT AN INMATE WAS STIRRING AND IT WAS JUST 8 O'CLOCK THE GIRLS WERE BEHAVED THERE WERE NONE IN THE HOLE EVEN DOREEN AND LIZZIE WERE UNDER CONTROL IT SEEMED QUITE SUSPICIOUS NO ONE HAD BEEN HURT SO THE WARDEN AND MEG STAYED ON HIGH ALERT VINEGAR TITS DID HER ROUNDS ALWAYS READY TO YELL BUT FRANKIE JUST TOLD HER TO GO STRAIGHT TO HELL "IT'S CHRISTMAS, YOU BITCH" SHE SAID, LIGHTING A FAG "DON'T SPOIL THE MOMENT YOU DRIED UP OLD HAG" AND AS LIGHTS WENT OUT AND NO THROATS HAD BEEN CUT QUEEN BEA SAID "NOEL, "NOW KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT." |
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