Just a collection of photos from when I'm out and about.

OK, now get out of my office and go and do some real policework. I've got the mayor breathing down my neck demanding results, and you've got less than 48 hours to get me some rock-solid evidence, or I'll want your badges and guns! Oh, and let's not have any more incidents like . . .

This is my ever expanding horror film book collection, some of which I've had for 20 years, not that you can tell

The question is have I learned anything about life. Only that human being are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun. The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter... if it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that He's evil. I think that the worst you can say about Him is that basically He's an underachiever. After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about. The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses. Regarding love, heh, what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into. Well, that's about it for me folks. Goodbye.

Heres a start showing just a couple shelves but it gives a slight idea of some of the things I like.