Yes. That is the title.
Imagine a film with zombies. Now imagine a film with big tits. Put them together and add some 3D and you've got something a little bit like this. Yep, this week's prize is...
Label: Terracotta Distribution
Release date: 11th October 2010
Release type: DVD
Certificate: 18
Running time: 73 minutes
Pricing: £14.99
Genre: Horror, Comedy, Asian cinema
Director: Takao Nakano
Stars: People with big tits.
“DESTINED TO BE A LATE-NIGHT PARTY CLASSIC: SEXY AND WILD WITH A HINT OF THE ABSURD AND DRIPPING BLOOD ALL THE WAY.” – FORCES OF GEEK.COM
‘
Zombie Strippers’ meets ‘The Evil Dead’ Japanese style in
Big Tits Zombie, an insane horror-comedy that delivers everything the title promises and much, much more… and all in eye-popping, in-your-face 3D!
Written and directed by Takao Nakano, the man who brought you
‘Pussy Parasite: Killer Sexual ’, ‘
Sumo Vixens’ and the
‘ExorSister’ movies,
Big Tits Zombie is based on Rei Mikamoto’s infamous manga, ‘Kyonyu Dragon’, and stars legendary Japanese porn idols Sola Aoi and Risa Kasumi, the hugely popular pin-up model, Mari Sakurai, and controversial comedian, Minoru Torihada.
Recently returned to Japan from a stint in Mexico, exotic dancer Lena Jodo (Aoi) gets what she hopes will be a temporary gig dancing at a run-down hot springs resort in a deserted suburban town. Her fellow strippers – Ginko (Kasumi), Maria (Sakuri), Nene (Tamayo) and Dana (Io Aikawa) – seem to spend most of their downtime sitting around bitching at each other, until one afternoon, after discovering a hidden door in their dressing room, they decide to break the monotony by venturing into the club’s basement. There, they unearth a mysterious well and, nearby, a dusty volume that Maria declares is a rare copy of the Book of the Dead.
Reading aloud from the tome, Maria inadvertently summons the dead back to life and soon Japan is overrun by rampaging flesh-eaters. For the strippers, however, that’s of no interest. For the time being, at least, the only zombies they are worried about are those who have descended upon their club and are ready to chow down on their bare, tasty and voluptuous bodies. What’s worse, though, is that Maria, on discovering she has the power to control the undead as her slaves, has gone power mad and is intent on ruling the world with the help of her zombie army. Arming themselves with some swords and chainsaws that are handily lying around, the remaining busty babes are forced to employ their formidable ass-kicking skills in a fight to the un-death!
Chainsaw-wielding cowgirls, bloody decapitations, eyeball lollipops, zombie sushi, human buffets, samurai sword slashing strippers, gratuitous nudity, the most inappropriate flame thrower ever and a gorgeous Goth-Lolita villain who is literally to die for are just a few of the delights on offer in Big Tits Zombie, which comes to DVD as a single disc release featuring both 2D and 3D versions of the movie.
Big Tits Zombie 3D (cert. 18) will be released on DVD (£14.99) by Terracotta Distribution on 11th October 2010. Special Features include: cast interviews; ‘Making of’ featurette; deleted scenes; photo gallery; trailers.
So how do you win this? Well, simple!
All you have to do is come up with the funniest caption/quote for the below dirty picture of two, average sized, tits.
Pwoooar just look at those birds - two perfectly formed tits.
The three greatest quotes/captions will be picked by moi next sunday and the three winners will get themeselves this film on DVD!
Easy peasy tit squeezy.
Good luck!
Kyle