I've never really dressed up in a halloween costume before but a fella I know once went to a party as the Alan Partridge zombie, tungsten screws, shower curtain cape, shortbread on face for flakes of skin and everything, it looked brilliant.
I'll see if I can find the pic somewhere.
By the way, Kyle. Is it just me or is your sig moving at super speed? Maybe it's just that it moves slower on the computers at work or something.