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Old 16th November 2010, 09:35 AM
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1. Woman: "Help, I seem to have a bowl of salad stuck in my eye!"
Man: "Oh here, let me help!"

2. Woman: "Help, I seem to have a sea urchin stuck on my shoulder!"
Man: "What is wrong with you? Here, just hold still..."
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