1) What would you call it?
2) What three things you would take with you?
3) If you could only take ONE film what would it be?
4) What would be the worse film to be stuck with?
5) What would you do to pass the time.
1. Nippleopolis.
2. Hookers, dildo and vodka.
3. Debbie does Dallas (to set the mood of course
).
4. That porno with the Mario brothers (
Super Hornio Bros.; yes it exists). It would totally kill the mood.
5. Well I think you can figure that one out for yourselves.
This is what I envision it would look like, complete with a whore-hut and dance patch:
