1. The Island of the Nymphomaniacs (so called because of the constant sexual activity of the native howler monkeys. They keep me awake at night)
2. Ear plugs (see above)
A laptop with solar charger
Satellite phone with wifi (if such a thing exists)
Now I could drown out the noisy shagging and watch movies online. Legally of course. I'd set up a netflix account or something.
3. If I had to choose one film I could watch over and over again, it would be Jaws. However -
4. Jaws. I'd never go into the water, which would make escape attempts pretty difficult.
5. I could write a book on the mating habits of howler monkeys, then once I've finally escaped I can travel the world giving lectures. However, if on those travels I was once again shipwrecked, I'd have to hope for an island with a different native species. There's only so much howler monkey hanky-panky one expert can take.
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