1) Island Dead In The Sand and Got Sand in My Pants*
2) 2 chickens for egg-laying and breeding and an mp3 player loaded with every episode of Desert Island Discs for inspiration
3) Pulp Fiction. Although since I haven't taken anything to play it on it'd be a bit pointless
4) Probably Sex and the City although again it'd be pointless, not just because I wouldn't be able to play it but because after even one look at the hideous old sex-mad grannies on the dvd cover I'd be reduced to violently stabbing my eyes with the chickens beaks.
5) I'd amuse myself everyday making 'eggs', 'fowl' and maybe even 'cock' puns with my feathered friends whilst recreating the famous scene from Cool Hand Luke. Until I passed out or died of salmonella, obviously
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