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Roger Corman: So we're making another shark movie.
Minion: Yes, it's called Dinoshark.
Corman: You know what film I really liked? Die Hard 4.0. Can we use that in here?
Minion: Er, this is a film about a Dinoshark.
Corman: You know, that scene where Bruce hits a plane with a police car? Can we do that? Do we have a plane?
Minion: We have a Dinoshark.
Corman: That'll do. Do we have a police car?
Minion: Er, we're on the ocean. My brother has a jet ski?
Corman: That'll do. Just make sure we get some nudity every 15 minutes. And a helicopter exploding.
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