Heavenly Creatures remains his masterpiece for me and I think I like
The Frighteners most next.
As much as I dislike
Kill Bill (and I really, really do dislike
Kill Bill!) I don't think it's an all-time turkey of the level we mean in this thread. But I could possibly see how someone might hate it even more than me! I'm probably a bit soft on it because of Daryl Hannah!
I couldn't sit through all of the remake of
TCM, which says plenty, but a remake that really got my goat is the
Dawn Of The Dead remake. Hated it. Technically well made, but everything about it jarred with me. A horrible experience. It would make my all-time worst list, though I recognise the proficiency behind it.