2nd September 2011, 07:59 AM
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 | Cultist on the Rampage | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Sawtry (Nr.Peterborough), UK | |
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Originally Posted by bigandya  THE DUREX KILLER
He was born with an enormous member. As he grew into manhood, his penis grew with him. By the age of 18, it hung down to his ankle. A state of arousal would shred his tracky bottoms. Levay was embarrassed by his enormity until he met... Lucinda, the girl with the cavernous minge. Together they made wild and fulfilled love. Using specially extended condoms, twenty inches in length and fifteen inches in circumfererce, Levay and Lucinda enjoyed all the positions of the Kama Sutra in their lustful adventures. Until... one day... a juvenile prank by a group of seamen backfired... and Lucinda was accidentally killed.
And now Levay prowls on the perpetrators of this most heinous crime, suffocating them inside his enlarged prophylactics, and if that doesn't work, knocking them senseless with his engorged phallus.
The police are seeking... THE DUREX KILLER!  | Haha, until the bin-bag sized jimmy hats came into it, it was sounding like that piece of shit Bad Biology! Haha
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