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Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly  Oddly enough, I did actually slip on a banana skin the other week. The same week that, as I was walking along, I saw a chicken cross the road in front of me! I'm just waiting for an ACME safe to fall on my head now. |
Lol. I slipped on a chip in Yarmouth market the other day (didn't go on my arse though). In a related incident, a friend of mine was walking through the market once and saw a pigeon trying to eat a chip. As she got closer, the pigeon flicked the chip into the air and it hit her in the eye. It's probably best to avoid Yarmouth market when the chip stalls are open.