I would give James Blunt a skinhead and a spiderweb face tattoo, then he won't be singing in public again.
I'd give David Gray a neck brace to stop him from being an annoying bobble head twat!
If anyone fancies treating me this Christmas a ticket to Download would be most welcome! Worst gift I've ever received is Top Gun on DVD, I have boycotted the film my entire life and my best mate bought it for my birthday this year so now I feel I have to watch it!