The worst christmas present i ever bought was for an ex girlfriend. Please don't ask me why i thought this was a good idea, but i commisioned a huge pink glitter pop art portrait of her face, which cost me £650 from a local artist who specialised in this sort of thing.
Although polite on the surface my ex was clearly less than impressed with her gift, never taking it home with her and always making an excuse as to why she couldnt, and so it stayed with me.
well we broke up years ago and the sodding thing is still up in my loft wrapped in bin bags. i mean, it cost £650 so i cant bare to throw it away, but it's also completely worthless because it's hideous and no-one would ever buy it or have it on their wall.
turns out the lamest gift I ever bought ended up being a gift to myself. cheers mate, merry christmas.
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