[VicDakin]

What about "pin the tail on the donkey"?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: Well, ah, "pin the tail on the chicken".
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: Oh. Well, "pin the sausage on the chicken".
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken.
Richie: Well... "pin the sausage on the fridge"!
Eddie: Or a pin.
Richie: "Sellotape a sausage to the fridge"!
Eddie: We haven't got a sausage!
Richie: "Put a bit of sellotape on the fridge"!
Eddie: It's not much of a game, is it?
Richie: What d'you mean, you have to do it blindfold.
Eddie: But we haven't even got a blindfold!
Richie: Well then we'll have to improvise, won't we Eddie?

Eddie: Richie! I've been here since ten o'clock last night. It's now five
o'clock in the morning. We've finished off the Pernod, the ouzo,
the Old Spice, even the industrial strength floor cleaner. Three
litres of it. I've explained the rules of chess to you one hundred
and twenty-four times, and I'm buggered if I'm going to let you
delay the game another ten minutes while you scan though a few
back copies of Amateur Photographer! Okay? Right. King's prawn to
king's prawn four.