[it'smebilly]

A brilliantly quotable film and a fave, the original and real Mean Girls.

lick it up baby, lick- it-up!
-veronica

officer 1: "my god, suicide? why?"
officer 2: "does this answer your question?" *holds up bottle of mineral water*
officer1: "oh my god they were fags!"
-police officers
oh the humanity!
-general quote

the note'll give her...shower nosel masterbation material for a week
-heather chandler

Betty finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of swatch dogs and diet coke heads
-Veronica

My son's a homosexual and I love him.....I love my dead gay son!
-Kurts Dad

kurt: "hey ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "no fags allowed" rule?"
J.D: well they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?"

Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?
-heather chandler

what's your damage heather?!
-veronica

Grow up heather....bulimia is so 87'
-heather chandler

well f#@k me gently with a chain saw
-heather chandler

Student: Did You Hear? School's canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.

J.D.: Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.

Veronica Sawyer: You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him. Gee, blank, I had a really nice...
Brad: Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid.

Principal: Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...

Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.

J.D.: Greetings and salutations...

"Oh, my God. I'll have to send my S.A.T. scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford." - Veronica Sawyer

"It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid draino!" - Veronica Sawyer