Splash:
Allen Bauer:"I don't understand. All my life i've been waiting for someone and when i find her, she's....she's a fish."
Planes, Trains & Automobiles:
Car Rental Assistant:"How may i help you?"
Neal Page:"You can start by wiping that f****** dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f******, cheeks! And you can give me a f****** automobile: a f****** Datsun, a f****** Toyota, a f****** Mustang, a f****** Buick! Four f****** wheels and a seat!"
Car Rental Assistant:"I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."
Neal Page:"And i really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f****** nowhere with f****** keys to a f****** car that isn't f****** there. And i really didn't care to f****** walk down a f****** highway and across a f****** runway to get back here to have you smile in my f****** face. I want a f****** car right f****** now!"
Car Rental Assistant:"May i see your rental agreement?"
Neal Page:"I threw it away."
Car Rental Assistant:"Oh boy."
Neal Page:"Oh boy, what?"
Car Rental Assistant:"You're f*****!"
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