Thor:
Thor:"I need a horse."
Pet Store Employee:"We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds."
Thor:"Then give me one of those large enough to ride."
Smokey And The Bandit 3:
Junior Justice:"Daddy i'm scared!"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I know i can smell it!"
Junior Justice:"Daddy, my face is all white!"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Well, put a 'lil lipstick on i'll drop ya off at a gay bar."
Cannibal Ferox:
Mike Logan:"Wanna know something? I had you nailed down the minute i saw you."
Pat:"Oh you did? What, that i'm a little whore?"
Mike Logan:"All the way. A hot-pussy little whore who arrived down here looking for freedom. A victim of Puritanical breeding, seeking release for strange new feelings."
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