Mine would go like this:
The graves of the recently dead are being defiled and corpses partly cannibalised by unknown assailants.The police are called in to investigate only to find DNA evidence of something 'not quite human' on the mutilated remains. Unbeknown to them a group of flesh-eating ghouls are living in the twisting underground catacombs of the old cemetery where the defilements are taking place.It's not long before a team of investigators find the entrance to the catacombs and then the gory fun really starts!
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