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Old 11th May 2012, 04:17 PM
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Well, as we all know, partying often leads to unintentional procreating. So I'd party into oblivion, whilst simultaneously rebuilding the human race. Besides, we'd need to create some workers for us superior beings - and someone will need to brew some more beer for when we run out. Kids would be put to work at age 5. Nothing like instilling a good work ethic into the young'uns whilst the Elder Parents sit around getting pissed. I would call myself the Father of All Nations and grow a long beard and try to look sagely and impart wisdom (when I wasn't drunk, or maybe I'd be better when I'm hammered, who knows - I'll ask the missus later on when I've had a few if I appear more wise).
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