[Daemonia]

I'll probably get some flak, but who cares, here goes...

Blair Witch Project - this was just a bunch of incredibly stupid teens running around the woods at night with a camcorder. Boring, dull, tedious, sleep-inducing crap.

Anything with Hugh Grant in it. And I mean anything. Yes, even Lair of the White Worm. He's ****ing useless and just plays the same stuttering idiot in all of his films. You can barely call it acting.

Apocalypse Now - I've never been able to warm to this film at all and I've seen it about 5 times now in its various forms, hoping to eventually like it. But that never happens.

Anything by Roman Polanski. Because...well....y'know, he's a child rapist. I can't support a man like that. And I was surprised Hollywood graced him with an Oscar recently. I mean, c'mon, the man's vile. So he makes good films. I'm also sure Hitler was a good painter too, but I still wouldn't have any of his paintings in my house. Polanski said he couldn't face jail time because of the trauma of the concentration camps he went through. Well then, don't drug and rape kids and you won't have to. Simples.

Most films by David Lynch. I just find his work baffling and incoherent. I think most of the people who think they understand his films, don't really. I read lots of psycho-babble but very little that makes actual sense when people talk about his films. I think Eraserhead is a self-indulgent mess and I hate it.

Night of the Living Dead (1968) - Whilst I recognise it as a landmark film, I find it slow moving and a bit dull. I much prefer Savini's remake. So there. Ner.

Citizen Kane - Again, I recognise it as a landmark film, but it's over-long and deadly dull for the most part. I can't say I didn't enjoy it, I did. But I still think it's massively overrated.

Four Weddings and a Funeral - Not only for the nauseating presence of Hugh Grant, but also because it beat out Pulp Fiction at the awards ceremonies and because it kick-started a whole genre of Brit rom-coms which I hate with a vengeance.

I'll post more when they come to mind.