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Old 17th August 2012, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Handyman Joe View Post
Help me folks, a stoners channel surf has alighted on ITV4HDs screeing of Jaws 4 - The Revenge. What the hell am I watching??!!! Let me state categorically that there has NEVER been a franchise drop-off like Jaws to this. Ersatz Jamaica patois of the most unlistenable stripe? A ratarsed Michael Caine stumbling around a mni mardi gras with Jilly Goolden (was that her name? How quickly we forget) lookalike, a bearded actor with exactly one expression? Turn on ITV4HD now, this is unmissable!
It truely is terrible, but ike Jaw's 3D it has a stupid, poorly pulled off charm that make's it a fun watch.
It can not be compared to the decent second instalment or the superb first film though.
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