[Susan Foreman]

Originally Posted by darthelvis

To celebrate the 50th anniversary of James Bond I give you:



The Man with the Golden Prawn


He has a powerful crustacean
He charges a million a pot,
An assassin that's second to none,
The man with the golden Prawn.

Lurking in some darkened kitchen,
Or crouched on a shrimp boat somewhere,
In the next room, or this very one
The man with the golden prawn

Cookings required whenever he's hired,
It comes just before the deal.
No-one can catch him, no hit chef
can match him
For his million dollar meal.

One golden pot means another poor victim,
Has come to a glittering end,
For a price, he'll saute anyone
The man with the golden prawn

His eye may be on you or me.
Who will he bang?
We shall see. Oh yeah!

Cookings required whenever he's hired,
It comes just before the deal
No-one can catch him, no hit chef can match him
For his million dollar meal

One golden pot means another poor victim,
Has come to a glittering end,
If you want to get rid of someone,
The man with the golden prawn
Will get it done
He'll slap anyone
With his golden prawn



Poster hopefully to follow

Totally off topic, but apparently Uncle Alice was approached to record the theme song to the film 'The Man With The Golden Gun', but he was eventually rejected in favour of Lulu!