An early scene in
Zombie Flesh Eaters which I always look forward to is the bit of shop talk between the two coronors...it always cracks me up:
Coroner1: "
Have you already examined him?"
Coroner2: "
Yeah, I made one or two notes. In my opinion, the death of the poor bastard was caused by massive hemorrhaging."
and then later in the scene:
Coroner1:
Pass me the scalpel
- Examines it and comments in disgust -
I wouldn't be able to cut my way through tissue paper with this
Coroner2 shakes his head thinking,
What a ballbusting pr*ck...