Here's a strange one. Set up a vast amount of mousetraps in various positions around the floor. Then place a piece of wood in a position you are likely to trip over. Next step is to get naked then run as fast as you can and trip over the wood.
When doing this, you will fall down on to the mousetraps. These traps will rapidly hit your fresh at brutal speed. Cheeks, arse, testicles and the rest of your anatomy will feel the full force. This will result in lost of blood and your senses will be completely screwed essentially resulting in yourself fainting due to the sights of these traps on your body and the sheer pain your are enduring will ultimate send your into la la land lol!
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