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Old 2nd October 2013, 06:38 AM
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The iDrone 666 - A reanimated head with large gnashers grafted onto a reanimated arm wearing the new Apple iphone watch thingymijg! The iDrone 666 has the capability of eating your flesh while you enjoy a game of Plants vs Zombies.

Special Features of the iDrone 666

App store - download the latest apps whilst the zombie apocalypse eats you alive
Music - The iDrone 666 will play your favourite song as it bites down and rips you to pieces, go out in style.
Camera - The iDrone 666 will take pictures of you dying in agony for your loved one's to enjoy.
Email - Receive no emails as everyone you know has already died you dozy bastard

Take a bite out of life with the iDrone 666
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