Alfred Hawthorne Hill syndrome better known as Benny Hills Disease.
Symptoms
Patients may swell to twice their original size. Patients will have an uncontrollable urge to dress up in a variety of costumes and like to sing songs about milk men. Other symptoms include a crazed obsession with women in Burlesque type lingerie. Even stranger is the effect the disease seems to have on any females that comes into contact with the male suffering from the disease. There have been reports that large groups will follow the sufferer all over town at high speed with a bloodthirsty intent to punish the sufferer for their extreme sexist outlook and personal mottos like "Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
If you suffer from any of the above symptoms your only chance of a cure is to find the
